Enlightenment++

[aurakage]

Happiness is directly proportional to the amount of homework you have not done.

The amount of homework you have not done, when multiplied by (# hours of sleep necessary - # hours of sleep completed) is approximately equal to the amount of stress you have.

The graph of your stress relative your happiness has a vertical tangent at u = the amount of money you would spend to get a life.

This graph has no limit.

private class everyDay {
if (r != Buddhism && suicide == false) { the amount of money you would spend to get a life is irrelevant due to the unlikelihood of anyone ever having more than one life } else {if(you.Bipolar() == false) you.countFaces() = 2;}

myBloodLust++;
stress += myBloodLust;
}

THUS: stress + bloodlust ~= happiness

GENERAL RULE OF LIFE
You will understand all of the rules completely and be able to apply them to your problems. It will just be simplifying them that will take pages upon years to work out, and in the end your answer will most likely still not match up with the one listed in the back of the book.

myHours--;