BADASS! BADASS! BADASS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

BADASS FIGHTING!!!!!! BADASS VIKING WIFE!!!!!!! BADASS SHIP!!!!!! BADASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

( In which there are spoilers for the first two episodes, and we learn Too Much about Zelda's kinks )

Title: Mercy Unlooked For

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 1,438

Characters, Pairings: Balian of Ibelin, Nasir, potential UST

Warnings: mentions of slavery? Having absolute power over another person’s life?

Spoilers: for every interaction in the movie these two characters have.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom of Heaven. I don’t even own the Director’s Cut DVD ( Read more... )

 Margaret of Anjou will OWN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!
(Then she will have you decapitated, put a paper crown on your severed head, and display it for all to see, because she is that much of a BAMF!!!!!!!! Then again, if you were familiar the play, you already knew that, because someone who says "Hear me, you wrangling pirates!" in Shakespeare is someone to ( Read more... )