What aunt_zelda Thinks: Daleks in Manhattan, Meat
Ok … Daleks … pigmen … Depression-era NYC (hurrah: America represent! *punches the air*) … bad accents …
“And you’ve got to pick it up.” Martha, he’s the Tenth Doctor, what do you expect?
Of COURSE her name is ‘Tallulah’ …
“Oh, I shoulda realized, he’s into musical theater, ain’t he? What a waste …” *sporfleDIEZ* that alone makes the episode watchable.
Ew! It ate him! Bleugh … I don’t like this episode …
Yahoo, dancing with feather fans!
Ok, I kinda like Tallulah, flinging on a long coat over her spangly outfit and following the Doctor. She might have been a companion … *sigh*
“They survive, they always survive, and I loose everything.” *wibbles* Now, more than ever, you need to find THE OTHER TIME LORD!!! So you can both be captured and have prison-sex! *is a total Master-fangirl, and Master/Doctor slasher as of last week*
“Evolve! Evolve!” heh, like Pokemon … or Sylar …
“Yeah, well, you can kiss me later. You too, Frank, if you like.” Bahahha, I think the Doctor is pansexual too …
Argh, a two-parter? *headdesk*
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Gah! Poor Tommy! *cries*
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Hee, in England, people drive on the wrong side of the car … and the road too! *will never get over that*
Utto, poor, concerned Rhys sees his fiancée being all MIB … the wind is even being dramatic and badass! (Too bad Rhys caught Gwen in her once-every-six-months burst of looking-cool …)
Ewwww, meat … yick: meat. We can stop the close-ups ANYTIME NOW! Please don’t alienate (hee hee, pun!) the vegetarians!
“Pizza’s arrived. Presumably it’ll be a late night.” “*sigh* What’d you get me?” “The usual: Meat Feast.”
Ok, if joining Torchwood means ‘the usual’ is ‘Meat Feast’ even sexy Ianto won’t stop me from pulling faces … oh, wait, Ianto WEARS A NAPKIN OVER HIS SHIRT WHEN HE’S EATING PIZZA! I DON’T CARE WHAT HE’S EATING!
“Have you ever eaten alien meat?” “Yeah.” “What was it like?” “I dunno, he seemed to enjoy it.” *DIEZ*
Ok, when they’re at the warehouse for the first time, Ianto is all cool and sexy in his dark coat, whilst Owen is wearing a denim jacket like a cowgirl and some baggy snowpants. I cannot overstate how much I LOVE THAT.
It’s a big, lumpy dragon. Oh, lovely …
This is why I don’t like het-love. It’s fights and yelling and bleeped-out swears … they need to show NICE het-love to compare with the WONDERFUL Iack or they’re gonna turn everyone gay out of sheer desperation …
Whoa, she told Rhys what she does! Now he’s gonna die … or get fed Haitian-pills …
Awww, Rhys squees (in a manly way) over the pterodactyl!
*SQUEE* While Tosh tries to flirt with Owen and Owen is unaware of that (?!) Jack and Ianto have a whole bunch of eyesex. I swear, it’s exactly what Sylar and Mohinder do in ‘Powerless’ but with less guns and needles …
“We could feed the world.” “We could release a single.” *SPORFLE*
“Do I show off?” “Just a bit.” Bahahahahahhahaha!
“This is quite homoerotic.” *DIEZ* BEST. LINE. EVER. *glomps Russell T. Davies, John Barrowman, Rhys, and then for good measure, Ianto*
“Mmmm, listen to Ahab.” *giggles*
“The joy of domestic.” Heh, Owen would get along with the Ninth Doctor …
“Guess I’ll look after it in the meantime …” awww, Ianto needs a puppy … *kidnaps one for him*
“I’ll stock up on plankton.” Bahahhahhaha! Second-best-line-ever!
*sigh* Tosh, you deserve someone better than Owen. He’s a dick. He annoys me. His orientation is not ‘bisexual’ it’s ‘disgusting’ … AND his mouth looks like a toad’s! You deserve someone better than toad-mouth-boy!
Oh, good lord, STOP throwing Gwen at Jack. It’s making me sick and Jack has a pending date with Ianto! *stamps foot* THAT is what the fans want, not gap-tooth-girl snogging our Captain! Personally, I’d like to think that the ‘triangle’ is Rhys + Gwen and Rhys + Jack! None of this ‘Gwen + Jack’ business!
“I’m in the wrong job.” “We do have job vacancies!” Oh, Jack is EVIL! That poor, flustered woman! (What’s he talking about? I’m sure Ianto would bring him Danish if Jack said ‘please’ …)
The Jack and Rhys truck ride was awesome.
“You’re not gay by any chance, are you?” Heh, Rhys, you can’t explain Jack’s sexuality in a single word …
WELSH FLAG FTW! I’ve got one! *brandishes it*
Oh EW! PETA’s gonna kill those guys, and I’ll lend them the wooden stakes! *grabs ’em*
Ianto tazering that guy shouldn’t have been so hot. It’s that jacket of his … it does things to me …
Is anyone surprised that Ianto is familiar enough with knots to escape them? (Someone write that fic! Or give me a link please!)
He almost killed Ianto! *kicks him*
Oh no, Rhys was shot! *actually cares*
I love how Tosh practically leapt into Jack’s arms when one of the steel cables fell towards them. It was cute.
OMG Ianto is BADASS and HOT and TAZERING GUYS and … tell me Jack totally smexes him afterwards …
Did Ianto say ‘Pray that you survive’ before he stunned that guy in the forehead? I couldn’t hear … for those of you who, like me, couldn’t’ get enough of that: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pm1dbeeuvAw
*cries* Jack’s face is just so HURT … I feel like him: so much death. Too much death.
So, Owen and Tosh bond over a huge dead alien whale/dragon/slug/thing. I like that better than last week’s idea …
Awww, Rhys lives!
Ianto needs to loose that tie … it + waistcoat is severely exciting me … if this wardrobe of his continues I might explode and my father would sue the BBC …
“And I got to be a part of it! FANTASTIC!” *SQUEE* Nine lives on in Rhys’s lines!
Yay! A win for hetro-love! *does a little dance*
Awww, Ianto made Jack a drink! (Is it scotch? I can’t tell …) but the lingering shot of Ianto leaning against the wall in that WAISTCOAT with that TIE will keep me warm for days …
Jack, stop staring longingly at Gwen and Rhys. The fangirls won’t let you have either. Please go snog Ianto into oblivion, he was incredibly sexy this episode!
NEXT WEEK:
Jack’s past? Funny guns? Ianto, Ianto, Ianto? Some fluffy-haired guy insisting that he’s a monster? Someone getting a blowjob on a couch?
Looks like fun! Hopefully it’ll follow this episode in being PRETTY DAMN WONDERFUL! No crying, no pointless romance, no goodbyes, and IANTO BEING SEXY!
“And you’ve got to pick it up.” Martha, he’s the Tenth Doctor, what do you expect?
Of COURSE her name is ‘Tallulah’ …
“Oh, I shoulda realized, he’s into musical theater, ain’t he? What a waste …” *sporfleDIEZ* that alone makes the episode watchable.
Ew! It ate him! Bleugh … I don’t like this episode …
Yahoo, dancing with feather fans!
Ok, I kinda like Tallulah, flinging on a long coat over her spangly outfit and following the Doctor. She might have been a companion … *sigh*
“They survive, they always survive, and I loose everything.” *wibbles* Now, more than ever, you need to find THE OTHER TIME LORD!!! So you can both be captured and have prison-sex! *is a total Master-fangirl, and Master/Doctor slasher as of last week*
“Evolve! Evolve!” heh, like Pokemon … or Sylar …
“Yeah, well, you can kiss me later. You too, Frank, if you like.” Bahahha, I think the Doctor is pansexual too …
Argh, a two-parter? *headdesk*
~*~
Gah! Poor Tommy! *cries*
~*~
Hee, in England, people drive on the wrong side of the car … and the road too! *will never get over that*
Utto, poor, concerned Rhys sees his fiancée being all MIB … the wind is even being dramatic and badass! (Too bad Rhys caught Gwen in her once-every-six-months burst of looking-cool …)
Ewwww, meat … yick: meat. We can stop the close-ups ANYTIME NOW! Please don’t alienate (hee hee, pun!) the vegetarians!
“Pizza’s arrived. Presumably it’ll be a late night.” “*sigh* What’d you get me?” “The usual: Meat Feast.”
Ok, if joining Torchwood means ‘the usual’ is ‘Meat Feast’ even sexy Ianto won’t stop me from pulling faces … oh, wait, Ianto WEARS A NAPKIN OVER HIS SHIRT WHEN HE’S EATING PIZZA! I DON’T CARE WHAT HE’S EATING!
“Have you ever eaten alien meat?” “Yeah.” “What was it like?” “I dunno, he seemed to enjoy it.” *DIEZ*
Ok, when they’re at the warehouse for the first time, Ianto is all cool and sexy in his dark coat, whilst Owen is wearing a denim jacket like a cowgirl and some baggy snowpants. I cannot overstate how much I LOVE THAT.
It’s a big, lumpy dragon. Oh, lovely …
This is why I don’t like het-love. It’s fights and yelling and bleeped-out swears … they need to show NICE het-love to compare with the WONDERFUL Iack or they’re gonna turn everyone gay out of sheer desperation …
Whoa, she told Rhys what she does! Now he’s gonna die … or get fed Haitian-pills …
Awww, Rhys squees (in a manly way) over the pterodactyl!
*SQUEE* While Tosh tries to flirt with Owen and Owen is unaware of that (?!) Jack and Ianto have a whole bunch of eyesex. I swear, it’s exactly what Sylar and Mohinder do in ‘Powerless’ but with less guns and needles …
“We could feed the world.” “We could release a single.” *SPORFLE*
“Do I show off?” “Just a bit.” Bahahahahahhahaha!
“This is quite homoerotic.” *DIEZ* BEST. LINE. EVER. *glomps Russell T. Davies, John Barrowman, Rhys, and then for good measure, Ianto*
“Mmmm, listen to Ahab.” *giggles*
“The joy of domestic.” Heh, Owen would get along with the Ninth Doctor …
“Guess I’ll look after it in the meantime …” awww, Ianto needs a puppy … *kidnaps one for him*
“I’ll stock up on plankton.” Bahahhahhaha! Second-best-line-ever!
*sigh* Tosh, you deserve someone better than Owen. He’s a dick. He annoys me. His orientation is not ‘bisexual’ it’s ‘disgusting’ … AND his mouth looks like a toad’s! You deserve someone better than toad-mouth-boy!
Oh, good lord, STOP throwing Gwen at Jack. It’s making me sick and Jack has a pending date with Ianto! *stamps foot* THAT is what the fans want, not gap-tooth-girl snogging our Captain! Personally, I’d like to think that the ‘triangle’ is Rhys + Gwen and Rhys + Jack! None of this ‘Gwen + Jack’ business!
“I’m in the wrong job.” “We do have job vacancies!” Oh, Jack is EVIL! That poor, flustered woman! (What’s he talking about? I’m sure Ianto would bring him Danish if Jack said ‘please’ …)
The Jack and Rhys truck ride was awesome.
“You’re not gay by any chance, are you?” Heh, Rhys, you can’t explain Jack’s sexuality in a single word …
WELSH FLAG FTW! I’ve got one! *brandishes it*
Oh EW! PETA’s gonna kill those guys, and I’ll lend them the wooden stakes! *grabs ’em*
Ianto tazering that guy shouldn’t have been so hot. It’s that jacket of his … it does things to me …
Is anyone surprised that Ianto is familiar enough with knots to escape them? (Someone write that fic! Or give me a link please!)
He almost killed Ianto! *kicks him*
Oh no, Rhys was shot! *actually cares*
I love how Tosh practically leapt into Jack’s arms when one of the steel cables fell towards them. It was cute.
OMG Ianto is BADASS and HOT and TAZERING GUYS and … tell me Jack totally smexes him afterwards …
Did Ianto say ‘Pray that you survive’ before he stunned that guy in the forehead? I couldn’t hear … for those of you who, like me, couldn’t’ get enough of that: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pm1dbeeuvAw
*cries* Jack’s face is just so HURT … I feel like him: so much death. Too much death.
So, Owen and Tosh bond over a huge dead alien whale/dragon/slug/thing. I like that better than last week’s idea …
Awww, Rhys lives!
Ianto needs to loose that tie … it + waistcoat is severely exciting me … if this wardrobe of his continues I might explode and my father would sue the BBC …
“And I got to be a part of it! FANTASTIC!” *SQUEE* Nine lives on in Rhys’s lines!
Yay! A win for hetro-love! *does a little dance*
Awww, Ianto made Jack a drink! (Is it scotch? I can’t tell …) but the lingering shot of Ianto leaning against the wall in that WAISTCOAT with that TIE will keep me warm for days …
Jack, stop staring longingly at Gwen and Rhys. The fangirls won’t let you have either. Please go snog Ianto into oblivion, he was incredibly sexy this episode!
NEXT WEEK:
Jack’s past? Funny guns? Ianto, Ianto, Ianto? Some fluffy-haired guy insisting that he’s a monster? Someone getting a blowjob on a couch?
Looks like fun! Hopefully it’ll follow this episode in being PRETTY DAMN WONDERFUL! No crying, no pointless romance, no goodbyes, and IANTO BEING SEXY!