What aunt_zelda Thinks: Lost 'The Economist'
Yesterday I wore a shirt that made me feel sexy and caused an annoying boy to poke my arm. I learned two lifts in Swing Dance. A relation made a cake with a flower-pattern on top whose petals were shaped like hearts.
And my 103-and-a-half year old relation died. I’m a bit depressed today.
Lost:
Previously:
The Newbies arrived: Dan’s backstory is nothing but tears, Miles was a douche and a ghostbuster, Charlotte has a sweet accent, and the Pilot is a pilot.
Sayid is nice, closing Naomi’s eyes and such. It disturbs me that someone being considerate and respectful of the dead (or making sure they’re really dead, not just paralyzed or faking) on Lost is a rare occurrence.
I couldn’t read what was on Naomi’s bracelet, because the relation who rigs up the antennae was still downstairs drying her eyes at that point. [I was really glad later on when the cat arrived so I could pet her.]
Hee, one of the guys I watch Lost with came up late too and, when he saw Sayid playing golf, said “They’ve really moved up their course on the island, haven’t they?”
OMG it’s not a flashback, it’s a flash-forward! And Sayid KILLS! And flirts with a (lucky!) blond girl! And has an AWESOME LONG DARK COAT THAT SCREAMS ‘BADASS!’ AND he’s a SPY! That is so hot … Sayid is the new James Bond!
Yahoo, more Sayid and Miles snark! I could get used to this …
Hee, the Ben/Locke/Sawyer show! (Not like THAT, you pervs!)
Locke’s annoyed that he can’t find Jacob, despite the knowledge that ‘God loves us as he does crazy-invisible-cabin-man.’ Hey, I bet Jacob is related to CLAUDE! It explains EVERYTHING!
“What was he, a diplomat?” “No, no, he was a torturer.” The Pilot looks wonderfully confused. I hope he lives.
“She was hot and I dug her accent.” *sporfle* Miles isn’t going to live long, I can tell. Unless HE can speak to Jacob!
Yahoo! The Alias part of the show! I’m loving adorable-sexy-James-Bond-Sayid and his blond girlfriend. How do I get MY hair to do that cool thing? Will it snag me a hot spy?
Erm, Dan’s becon isn’t working. Ooooooookay … if all Dan does every week is find out MORE weird things about the Island, the fans’ll kill him out of sheer annoyance.
Dharma Others Barracks: creepy wash hung out to dry, creaking swing sets, wind chimes (so, they’re summoning the Haitian, then?) … I kept waiting for them to round a corner and find that Locke had made everyone drink Cool Aid or something …
THEY LEFT HURLEY?! But everybody LOVES Hurley! Even people who hate the SHOW love Hurley!
“Walt?!” “Dude, don’t ask!” I like Hurley’s attitude towards the Island.
“Oh, great, the ship sent another Sawyer.” *diez* You just know if Sawyer and Miles ever meet they’ll square up and be all ‘this Island ain’t big enough for the two of us!’ and hurl nicknames until the sun goes down …
“I dunno, they coulda locked Ben in a closet too.” Hee, is THAT Locke’s latest scheme to get Ben to stop hitting on him? Shove him back into the Closet?
Hee, Desmond’s shirt is doing this: http://buuya.deviantart.com/art/LOST-The-Mystery-of-the-Shirt-76282107
And behind his bookcase, Ben has … *drumroll* … a walk-in closet. Does anyone seriously doubt that he’s gay?
Whoa! The Locke/Ben/Sawyer/Hurley/Rousseau/Claire team played Sayid and Kate and Miles! SMART! (I’ll NEVER trust Hurley again!)
Awww, Rou is apologizing to Sayid! (I seriously thought those crazy kids would get together … maybe they still can and raise Alex even wronger in a tri-lingual house!)
“He’s tying up that angry Chinese guy.” Is Miles Chinese? If he is, I bet he’s related to the porcupine-haired girl Jack shagged and got a tattoo from …
“I’ve seen you snap a guy’s neck with that breakdance move of yours …” *sporfles* Hurley is so awesome. I love him even though he lied …
“I guess they’re running out of jail-space.” Or they just wanted you onscreen more, Ben, you’ve actually got fangirls, did you know this?
“I lost a dollar, you know.” Oh god, they should do this to EVERY villain on EVERY show EVER! Tying them up and dragging them around just makes ’em snarkier! (Which is why the Doctor ‘keeping’ the Master in the TARDIS would have been the best thing since Sarah Jane guest-starred.)
“So what, I’m your prisoner?” “Is that sort of thing turns you on.” Hee …
“How long do you think we can play house?” “Why don’t we find out?” *SQUEE*
“I thought you’d be thirsty.” “I’m thirsty.” Ben, Locke isn’t talking to you. He thinks that if he ignores you you’ll turn your attentions elsewhere … though I doubt we slashers’ll let that happen …
“It’s a secret.” And only a kiss from Locke will make Ben give it up! Just like when Sawyer made Kate kiss him for Shannon’s inhalers … which he didn’t have. But they still ended up sleeping together! *hopes for the same results with Locke and Ben*
Awwww, blond and Sayid in bed … Sayid is lookin’ FINE in this Hairy-Scary-Future, I must say. Perhaps he’s in the FYG-future and everyone else is in the Hairy-Scary-Future?
Yeek! Guns! Spies all around! Elusive and mysterious talk! (I half-expected her to say ‘#1’ and us to see a guy stroking a kitty on the other end! Or, in Lost’s case, a bunny.)
He shot her! *wibbles* Oooo, she’s got Naomi’s bracelet … WHICH I COULDN’T READ. Does someone know what it says?
“It’s not like we sat around the cafeteria together.” Heh … they don’t do that in covert-opps, lunchrooms.
“I think I should probably stay with Charlotte.” Awww, young, cute love! I remember that with Claire and Charlie! … OMG CHARLIE! *wibbles*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The helicopter actually took off! NOOOOOO!
(It’s gonna crash, right? And Sayid and Desmond and the Pilot will swim ashore all defeated like Sawyer and Michael? Where IS Michael anyway? Isn’t he back this season? We’re gonna get him confuzzled with Mikhail, aka Patchy, right?)
… doggies. (PETA STUNT POR FAVOR!) Sayid looking one hot mess. A man telling Sayid to take his shirt off. This sounds like any old slash fic …
OMG IT’S BEN!!!
Bad Ben, making Sayid cry!
Bad Ben, making Sayid kill!
Bad Ben, making Sayid throw away a perfectly good cell!
Good Ben, upping the slash!
Good Ben, being ALIVE and not the guy in the coffin!
Good Ben, once again having the last, snarky word!
Next Week: Charlotte and Dan are introduced to Jack’s Pack ™ who listen to Jack’s insanely optimistic words.
Yet another of the Oceanic Six (so far we’ve got: Jack, Kate, Hurley, and Sayid, remember Ben doesn’t count) is revealed.
And it turns out the whole “I’m your prisoner” thing DOES turn Kate on, judging from how she and Sawyer take full advantage of the nine o’clock time slot and do it in Ben’s bed (which would personally turn me OFF, but I’m not a filthy convict on a whacky island.)
Some chick is besiged by reporters. Might be Claire, I can’t tell. I hope it is, because then we can tell how far away this Hairy-Scary-Future is by Aaron’s age. Though I doubt J. J. Abrams will be THAT considerate ...