Sad to say, I'm not really much of a beer drinker...

[aunt_deen]

Ten Celebrities With Whom I'd Like to Drink a Cocktail

Comments

[tomfoolery815]

Great list! As with food and wine, the pairing is an important consideration.

I've probably already mentioned mine: Jon Hamm, tap beer, while watching a game at a bar.

Although, steering back to the nonfictional ... my icon reminds me I'd like to be one bar stool down from Toby and Lord John, pretending to not listen.

[aunt_deen]

I'd like to be one bar stool down from Toby and Lord John, pretending to not listen.

Screw that! I'd be sitting between them. I'm female, you know Lord John wouldn't send me away.

ETA to fix icon.

[tomfoolery815]

That is inarguable. He might even call you a courtesan in a way that you'd find amusing rather than insulting. :)

[aunt_deen]

I think I'd be disappointed if he didn't.

Come on. It's just his way of saying I have a nice rack. Although he's not unlikely to say that, too.

[tomfoolery815]

"(Deen's real name)! May I grasp your breasts?"

[aunt_deen]

Did he say that? I don't remember that one. Just his blunt compliments for Abby, earning him a side-eye from Jed.

[tomfoolery815]

He did! In "Dead Irish Writers," right before the band plays "O Canada."

[misreall]

I would prefer to be called a concubine, but I would take courtesan.