Recent dreams
1. I was out to breakfast. In the bathroom, I met Miley Cyrus. We took pictures together. I was surprised that she wasn't a bitch but rather a very nice girl.
2. A friend of mine was madly in love with David Cook. Somehow, we met him and I was weirded out because he kept staring at me. I was being mean to him because I think he's ugly. He kept flirting with me and making sexual innuendos (barf) and my friend was getting mad because she liked him. Finally he asked me why I wouldn't go out with him and I was like, "Just keep asking!"
3. I had an encounter with a girl who I hate. I said something nasty I think and waited for her to retaliate, secretly scared that it would be mean. She said, "Well, at least I don't dress like an OFFICE PROFESSIONAL!" Satisfied, I said, "Honey, this is class!"
2. A friend of mine was madly in love with David Cook. Somehow, we met him and I was weirded out because he kept staring at me. I was being mean to him because I think he's ugly. He kept flirting with me and making sexual innuendos (barf) and my friend was getting mad because she liked him. Finally he asked me why I wouldn't go out with him and I was like, "Just keep asking!"
3. I had an encounter with a girl who I hate. I said something nasty I think and waited for her to retaliate, secretly scared that it would be mean. She said, "Well, at least I don't dress like an OFFICE PROFESSIONAL!" Satisfied, I said, "Honey, this is class!"