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Ok. This will be the first "official" day that I update my EL JAY.
So my day started off in the norm; wake up late, sister yells at you (cause she gets detention for being late and I don't). We had state testing today which sucked ass. We had to write about our favorite space. With much debate I decided on the moon. I'll even tell you what I wrote...
The moon is my favorite place because it reflects me a lot. My reason for this comparison is that the moon is in space, and so am I. For my conclusion, I would like to say the moon reflects me a lot.
...Now that took me about 8 minutes to write. I spent the remainder of the testing block drinking Hawaiin Punch, eating Apple Crisp bits, and reading a People Magazine.
Then came period 3. Western Civ AP. Since this is my first entry, let me give you an idea of how I spend my time in AP. Sleeping. I can't help it, but notes, notes, notes, notes, notes, I tend to drift off and not take notes. Well today he caught me looking back at the clock and making a wicked pissed off face as I realized we had only been in class FOR 15 MINUTES. So, being the "funny" guy he thinks he is, he took the clock off the wall and gave it to me so I wouldn't have to "stretch my neck." Considerate.
Well AP was last period, and when the bell rang, I just walked out of class with the clock. Well, I had to be furtive (SAT word meaning sneaky). So I have his big ass clock in my locker and I'm not sure what to do with it. I have to ideas so far...
1. Hold it for ransom, and demand an A on one of his essays.
2. Tie string to it and walk into class tomorrow screaming "Flava Flav"
Alright, you, as the reader, should definately leave comments on The Polletelli Clock Incident, and what its fate should be.
That was really the only exciting thing I did today. After school I had practice, and it was finally really nice out. I came home and looked for food. All there was, was a fucking potato (strange i know). But it was already cooked, so I just took it. ANYways, it pissed my mom off that I took it so I just followed her around chewing it. It was the greatest thing ever and I got her to leave the house it was making her so mad. Except I blocked her car from leaving the driveway and I just kept eating the potato as she watched me through the rear-view mirror. When I finished eating it, I left it on the back of her car. To make my point, I wouldn't let her get out of the car because if she did, I'd jump in and lock the doors. So she got to drive away with a potato on the back of her car.
Now hold on, that might seem like a complete ass thing to do. But my mom was laughing the whole time, and it's kinda the relationship I have with her, where I just piss her off. It's all good fun.
Well after that I feel asleep, missed guitar lessons. Then I woke up, came online and Jeanine told me to update. So there. MY FIRST DAY ON EL JAY (and I know that rhymes)
So my day started off in the norm; wake up late, sister yells at you (cause she gets detention for being late and I don't). We had state testing today which sucked ass. We had to write about our favorite space. With much debate I decided on the moon. I'll even tell you what I wrote...
The moon is my favorite place because it reflects me a lot. My reason for this comparison is that the moon is in space, and so am I. For my conclusion, I would like to say the moon reflects me a lot.
...Now that took me about 8 minutes to write. I spent the remainder of the testing block drinking Hawaiin Punch, eating Apple Crisp bits, and reading a People Magazine.
Then came period 3. Western Civ AP. Since this is my first entry, let me give you an idea of how I spend my time in AP. Sleeping. I can't help it, but notes, notes, notes, notes, notes, I tend to drift off and not take notes. Well today he caught me looking back at the clock and making a wicked pissed off face as I realized we had only been in class FOR 15 MINUTES. So, being the "funny" guy he thinks he is, he took the clock off the wall and gave it to me so I wouldn't have to "stretch my neck." Considerate.
Well AP was last period, and when the bell rang, I just walked out of class with the clock. Well, I had to be furtive (SAT word meaning sneaky). So I have his big ass clock in my locker and I'm not sure what to do with it. I have to ideas so far...
1. Hold it for ransom, and demand an A on one of his essays.
2. Tie string to it and walk into class tomorrow screaming "Flava Flav"
Alright, you, as the reader, should definately leave comments on The Polletelli Clock Incident, and what its fate should be.
That was really the only exciting thing I did today. After school I had practice, and it was finally really nice out. I came home and looked for food. All there was, was a fucking potato (strange i know). But it was already cooked, so I just took it. ANYways, it pissed my mom off that I took it so I just followed her around chewing it. It was the greatest thing ever and I got her to leave the house it was making her so mad. Except I blocked her car from leaving the driveway and I just kept eating the potato as she watched me through the rear-view mirror. When I finished eating it, I left it on the back of her car. To make my point, I wouldn't let her get out of the car because if she did, I'd jump in and lock the doors. So she got to drive away with a potato on the back of her car.
Now hold on, that might seem like a complete ass thing to do. But my mom was laughing the whole time, and it's kinda the relationship I have with her, where I just piss her off. It's all good fun.
Well after that I feel asleep, missed guitar lessons. Then I woke up, came online and Jeanine told me to update. So there. MY FIRST DAY ON EL JAY (and I know that rhymes)