For the Reggord
Catching the morning train* I almost aways stand at the same place on the platform. This AM, a few paces fto the West of my spot was splattering of scrambled eggs. They did not look to be spilled from a container but violently ejected from poor commuter's gullet.. I was a
good 6' feet away from the cacklefruit, Still, people heading by the mess shot me glances as though I were responsible or that I was not a
reasonable distance. So, to my fellow travelers who will without doubt not read this.
I did not do it** and I was not standing close enough to merit your sickly looks. I had wheat toast and coffee. The Feline III will vouch for me.
* Downtown train to you Tom Waits fans