[FANFIC] STRAWBERRY MILK SERIES: STRAWBERRY MILK OVER ALCOHOL.
Your eyes mark the shape of Super Junior’s dorm. You’re now facing one of the rooms, slowly moving forward, twisting the door knob, and made your way inside. Your angle of depression is 50 degrees, looking at the ground. What you’re visualizing now are 3 men, 3 bottles of Soju, and a packet of strawberry milk. They are sitting in a shape of a Triangle, facing each other. Going by clockwise, the one that is now closest to you named Lee Dong Hae. Next was Kim Hee Chul, the oldest in this trio and lastly, Lee Eun Hyuk.
“Yah! Drink this if you’re a man!” The oldest one snapped. “You’re drinking what Pre-schoolers doesn’t even drink anymore!” Eunhyuk ignored. He continued to meddle with his strawberry milk. “Hyuk ah~” The younger one tried to persuade the fiery red head. “No way! I made an oath! I’m not gonna break it because of you two.” He made a 180 degrees turn.
“Whut dooyaaa mean huh?!” Heechul then got up from the ground. “Junsu didn’t even keep the promise himself, why are you being sucha sissy here, talking about pinky promises shit.” He folded his arms and toned out a laugh. “B-but he did that because it was inevitable…” Being on the losing line, Eunhyuk tried to find something to debate the elder. “Wha- How did you know that?” The elder one widened his eyes, trying to look all steady and calm.
“He said that publicly in his Twitter…” Eunhyuk placed his chin above his knees. “Hah! Twitter? Don’t kid with me. In Twitter, all are fakes except for mine. They are all fraud, why do I know, you ask? Of course I do, I am Super Junior’s internet troll afterall! Did you see how popular I was during ‘Kim Hee Chul Day’? You see, they even made a day for me. When I said about making a Facebook account, have you seen how many RTs and retweets around? It’s not that I wanted to make a spectacle out of it, though…” Heechul said that, without allowing any inhalation and without any pause.
“H-hyung…” Donghae muttered. “What?!” The fast one replied. “You’re a lil’ off topic…” Donghae smiled awkwardly at him. “Whatever it is,” Eunhyuk raised his voice up. “I’m not gonna take any alcohol.” He stood up with his strawberry milk and made his way to the door. “Where are you going?” Donghae turned his back in less than a millisecond. “I’m going to Kyu’s. Not gonna talk with you guys anymore… I sensed a whole lot of illogical shit here.” He shut the door and left the room with dead silence.
“Hyung! What should we do now?! He won’t get drunk at this state!” Donghae, being paranoid, shook Heechul’s upper body with great intense. “Calm down, my brother! Who am I? I’m Kim Hee Chul! Nothing could defeat me. I even created myself a Facebook account, what’s more to come? I’m not afraid anymore.” Heechul began his narcissistic drama again. “Ahh Heechul hyung!” An intruder voiced out to the room while hanging his head inside. “What again, trying to persuade me to change my religious views again? Damn, didn’t you see my Facebook account? It says ‘none’ in religious views. NONE! So get lost.”
“Fine… Then I’ll go play with Hankyung baby.” Siwon expressed with a depressed look. “Is your mind being blown or your brain being eaten up by some cannibals? Hankyung is at China now, okay. China. Now get lost, you forever alone muscular idiot.” Siwon then closed the door immediately after Heechul’s speech. Seconds later, Donghae got up. “Where are you going? We have not planned anything yet.” Heechul asked while staring at Donghae’s face. “I’m not gonna trust hyung anymore. You kept talking about Facebook and Twitter; I don’t even sense anything relevant. Hyukkie is gonna hate me if this continues.” Donghae said it with tear-brimmed eyes and walked towards the door. “HOLD ON!” Heechul halted the crying man. “I’ve one nice idea.” Heechul brought it up with a smirk.
“Kyu kyu~” Donghae pitched his voice a bit higher than normal and knocked the gamer’s door. “What?” Kyuhyun, being stingy, opened only a small gap that is enough to communicate to another party. “Is Hyukkie in there?” Donghae gave him a vibrant smile. “No?” He answered that after glancing inside the room for a second. “Liar.” Donghae pouts. “Well… Then that sucks for you.” The unbothered then shut the door without any prior notice.
“Yah! Cho Kyu Hyun, it’s illegal to hide one’s lover inside your room! Yah!! Open the door right now!” Donghae started to kick the room door, as if going nuts. “You and your roommate are the 2 ultimate potential beasts to my Hyukkie. Release him right now or I’ll touch your computer and make it cursed for life!!” Donghae then smacked the room door for the last time. “Shut the fuck up, will you? I’m in the midst of an important game and Sungmin is practicing his script for his drama. Can’t you be a little more considerate? We are all doing productive stuffs right here, alright? So disappear, right now.” Kyu wanted to shut the door again, but was held back by the stronger man.
“Productive stuff, huh? So let me see how productive your Starcraft can be…” He tried to invade inside but Kyuhyun’s strength was no weaker either. The both of them struggled, until an uninvited voice came out from the other end of the dorm. “Yah! Kyuhyun ah! Leeteuk is gonna take a bath now~” Kyuhyun stopped the defending. “WHAT THE FUCK?! I TOLD HIM TO WAIT FOR ME. HELL, HE AIN’T GETTING AWAY FROM THIS. Kyuhyun opened the door and was about to fly to the bathroom. “Kyuhyun ah!” The man who was hiding inside finally spoke. “Sorry but, Teukie is my priority,” Kyuhyun apologized and rushed off to the bathroom.
The self-proclaimed winner made his way in with an I-win-smirk. “What?” The red head stared at his silly expression. “Nothing… So where’s Sungmin?” Donghae started to scan around the room. “Out for schedule, duh… He is a busy man. Well, at least better than you.” Donghae continued to smirk and started to get closer to the minute. “W-what?” Eunhyuk looked at him, with something that he wasn’t expecting. “Yah! Let me down!” Donghae lifted up the lighter man and marched towards Eunhyuk’s room. “Donghae, you’re much more muscular than Eunhyuk, aren’t you? Then you’re at advantage. If he’s teasing you, try to use force to control him. Monopolize him. Don’t give him any chance to escape nor threaten you. When I was doing it with Siwon, he always used force to stop me from doing funny things to him. But then later I got his ultimate secret and he wouldn’t dare to defy me anymore. I doubt Eunhyuk will be as clever as me though. He won’t stop you from topping him.” - Was what Heechul’s brilliant idea.
“Lee Dong Hae, I’d advise you to stop now before anything grotesque happens. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.” Eunhyuk gave a serious warning before Donghae could do anything. “B-by grotesque you mean…” Donghae has nothing more to debate. “Well, sex is all you want right?” The red haired smirk and pushed the dumbstruck down to the bed. “N-no, I mean…” Donghae took details of Eunhyuk’s every little actions, afraid that he will strike anytime. Moving backwards without knowing how much length of the bed have he been through, he missed the balancing and started to panic. “Careful!” Eunhyuk changed his smirky smirky to a worried expression. He pulled Donghae back immediately and sat behind Donghae. Donghae then pouts, “I hate you.” Eunhyuk remained silent. “I hate Heechul hyung!” Again, silence. “But what I hated the most is being the bottom every single time when we have sex!” Eunhyuk then coiled his arms around Donghae’s waist. “Why? The bottom is always the one receiving. And the receiver always gets the pleasure, ain’t it?” Eunhyuk buried his face into Donghae’s neck. “N-not really…” Donghae whispered. “That means you don’t enjoy having sex with me?” Eunhyuk asked, trying to draw back his arms. “OF COURSE NOT! I LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE. I DON’T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ANYONE BUT ME.” Donghae pulled back his arms and locked it with his palms covered. Eunhyuk smiled. “I love you.” He then kissed Donghae’s reddish cheek. “I-I love you too…” Donghae replied. But before he realizes, Eunhyuk’s hands has already sneaked in under Donghae’s T-shirt.
♥ LAST ONE! :3 Heh, I find this will be better if there's a smut sequel, no? /Winks winks/ Shit, I think there are some mistakes in here. I just spotted some, lol. Do correct me if you've seen it. Microsoft words kept underlining those sentences that sounds alright to me but never underlining my mistakes. OTL
♥ I'm trying to make it a comedy but it kind of failed. I went out of point. HAHA! - And I blamed it on Heechul. :x :x
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P/s: Please do anticipate my chaptered fic. Haha! :x :x Shameless pimping.