a day in the life of a kitten

Jun 17, 2007 03:40

i know, i need to do better things with my life, but first i had to sit around all day waiting for the exterminators to show up (yesterday. today i was pms-y and worked, after being horrifically hung over)

kitten life:

wake up
eat some food
roll around on mama (mama cat, heretofor known as mama)
explore house
play in plastic bags under sink
destroy beads in closet
follow mama
try to get in bathtub
run away from the big people
try to eat a fly
crawl under dresser and fall asleep on sewing box
crawl under bed and fall asleep on knicknack box
crawl out into middle of floor, yawn, look around
scale bed and nap on bed
discover funny looking black dangly thing
attack black dangly thing (actually a tie to a tshirt hanging off a chair)
grab dangly thing in mouth, try to run to bedroom with dangly thing
(dangly thing being attached to bigger thing under heavier things, does not go very far with kitten)
halfway to bedroom ralize dangly thing is gone. look back in confusion.
attack dangly thing again
capture in mouth again
run towards room again
lose dangly thing again
repeat at least 5 more times
give up on dangly bit, try to attack knot hole in floor
spend next thrity minutes alternately attacking knot hole and jumping in circles around said hole.

seriously. he was just jumping up and down Around the hole. i wonder if he got the catnip out of the fridge somehow?

ohhh, kittens :)

of course, the day in the life of this human involved basically watching the kitten, soooo.....

otherwise, it was kristy's birthday yesterday. we went to the gate and drank whiskey and it was good. apparently myra and my one night half stands from last july/august were there. i had to have myra point mine out to me and remind me of his name. does this make me a bad person?
maybe not, but RELISHING the fact that he remembered mine, and came over and gave me a big hug and tried to all hit on me all night probably does. i let him try for an hour or so, then i pulled out the newly developed photos, one of them being my "incredibly attractive boyfriend" (my words). they made a suprisingly hasty retreat after that ;)

afterwards, we went to get bagels, and then we woke all the neighbors up as we goofed around on kristy's stoop with siri, and then we all climbed into kristy's bed (kristy, roddick, myra and myself). i woke up with the WORST hangover ever - that's what i get for drinking whiskey and liit's. i was basically bedridden with a migraine and stomach doom until about 3, when i finally crawled out. they went to atlantic city tonight to celebrate christy's birth. i have never just wanted to walk out of starbucks as much as i did today. i can think of few things i would have rather done today.
i wish i'd taken these two weeks off so i could go home, and see my family and maybe visit jenna and just...relax.
i know, i know, i'll do that in august. but i'm worn out. i haven't had a vacation in a year, and these final two months are SO hard. i cannot wait for august.

i wonder if io'll go to dc for wednesday. maybe i can wait it out another two weeks?
probably not.

also, i miss helena. i feel like some jilted lover, which is silly. i shoudl just stop in with coffee and cheese. that always works.

work, kittens, bedbugs, schmitty, helena, starbucks, myra, kristy

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