all you buffy people
This is the funniest thing I have read in so long. It made me laugh like a demented thing. Demented. Thing.
Legends of the Not Very Dark At All Knight, by Te
It's a tongue-in-cheek Batman/Buffy fusion, and it's fucking hilarious. I particularly liked Spike as the Riddler
"It's the Riddler, Batman! We think he's kidnapped Commissioner Summers!"
"Why is that?"
"Well, the riddle he left was "what's blond and wears leather and has just kidnapped Commissioner Summers."
Batman nodded sagely. It was, in the end, far more useful than banging his head on the steering wheel.
Also? Giles is Batman.
By the time he made it to the Batmobile, Robin was already in the passenger seat, buckled in and ready to go, if still seeming a bit shocky. Batman turned the ignition. And pumped the gas. And turned the ignition again. And slapped the steering column. And... ah, there it was.
"Holy Citroen, Batman! Don't you think it's time we got a better car?"