Ignorance is Bliss?
You ever hear those people talking, and you wonder, how the fuck are they alive and breathing? I had the pleasure of standing between those people tonight at Walmart. First there is a group of four frat guys in front of me. They're just talking, don't seem too drunk, but I've heard my ferrets make more intelligent conversation. Then there's the ditsy sorority girls behind me talking about how bad it sucks when you have to buy one thing and stand in line behind someone with a lot of stuff AFTER I asked politely if they wanted to go in front of me. I didn't know if she was stupid, or just a bitch. Doesn't matter. I made sure I put my items on the belt, nice and slow, one by one. I wonder how some people made it into college...
Sometimes I'm jealous of these people. I wonder what it would be like going through life only worrying about the next "function" or what I was going to wear the next day. I don't know if it's jealousy, or contempt, that they can breeze through life without the most minuscule amount of common sense, having everything handed to them or done for them. Sure I've had stuff handed to me, everyone has, but I also bust my ass trying to work, and go to school, and have a life.
I think I just had a brilliant idea for a vacation spot, or a reality tv show, I haven't decided. Buy some land out in the middle of nowhere, and create an artificial college campus. Mix real college frat guys and sorority girls, with customers who, either aren't Greek, or are no longer in college. They can pledge, get drunk, do all the standard frat/sorority college stuff in a week of "camp". I think people would pay to be able to go back to college for a week and party it up and do stuff they either missed out on or want to relive...
Sometimes I'm jealous of these people. I wonder what it would be like going through life only worrying about the next "function" or what I was going to wear the next day. I don't know if it's jealousy, or contempt, that they can breeze through life without the most minuscule amount of common sense, having everything handed to them or done for them. Sure I've had stuff handed to me, everyone has, but I also bust my ass trying to work, and go to school, and have a life.
I think I just had a brilliant idea for a vacation spot, or a reality tv show, I haven't decided. Buy some land out in the middle of nowhere, and create an artificial college campus. Mix real college frat guys and sorority girls, with customers who, either aren't Greek, or are no longer in college. They can pledge, get drunk, do all the standard frat/sorority college stuff in a week of "camp". I think people would pay to be able to go back to college for a week and party it up and do stuff they either missed out on or want to relive...