I like Cthulu better than Santa
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
Last week, I recruited fornikate as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I stopped cosmopolitenne from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In June, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In May, I exposed matthewmt to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-660 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
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