heh, Dear fucking Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October cerowyn and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I stole anahitaa's purse (-30 points). In July I punched sassy in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I put money in jjimm's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-776 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
attackships