babies, who knew?

[atrum_astrum]

I don't think it will surprise anyone that I'm not what you call 'maternal' or 'mum material', and I can't really remember ever fawning or being excited about a baby in my general vicinity but... man, those Auditore babies are something else, I'll tell you. They are so tiny and gorgeous and their little fingers and their fat rolly thighs that I

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[nothing_kind]

You fancy a run later this week? I think I'm almost good enough to keep up.

[atrum_astrum]

This is the best offer I've had all day! How does Friday suit you, we can take the dogs and wear them out a bit to boot.

What's the over under on me getting you to yoga?

[nothing_kind]

Sounds good, you're locked in.

Slim to none. I don't fancy looking up someones ring piece while bent in unnatural positions - call me odd.

[atrum_astrum]

Primo, can't wait!

Well, aside from being odd, you know that we wear clothes in yoga class, right? Ring pieces well hidden.

[nothing_kind]

You know what I mean - with the positions they get in they may as well be on display - yoga should in no way be a public activity.

[atrum_astrum]

...Does that mean you'll do yoga with me in the flat? I can't promise Wigs won't try and get involved and lick your face while you're balancing on your hands. Better than arses?

[nothing_kind]

I was tempted, and then I realised I was lying to you and myself. Let's not, and say we did.

[atrum_astrum]

Next time, let's and say we didn't!