babies, who knew?

[atrum_astrum]

I don't think it will surprise anyone that I'm not what you call 'maternal' or 'mum material', and I can't really remember ever fawning or being excited about a baby in my general vicinity but... man, those Auditore babies are something else, I'll tell you. They are so tiny and gorgeous and their little fingers and their fat rolly thighs that I

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[inthereeperbahn]

other peoples babies are the best, you can give them back when they wont stop projectile shitting :D

lmao poor wigs, txt me photos of his distress!! xxxxxx

[atrum_astrum]

Projectile shitting is a phase I haven't seen yet - guarantee I won't be around for that! D::::

Hahaha omg I whatsapped you a vid of him trying to sneak past Rojn today when he was asleep. I LOVE THIS DOG. xxxx

[bikini_bamalam]

Are u feeling MATERNAL?????????? Bc I know rite that u dont want a baby but what do u guys think about maybe being godparents 4 one of them????? U dont have 2 answer now just think it over okay?????? (Also like, zero threat that u'll ever have 2 be actual guardians bc lol italian family) xx

[atrum_astrum]

I speak on behalf of Team Moose when I say YES. And if Joe says no (which, as if that brood mare will) then I am still in and I hope I get to share him with Elton John or something insane. x

[bikini_bamalam]

YESSSSSSSSSSS.

Also I think Mouse wld kill me if I let EJ near our babies, hes got like, a thousand godchildren??? Rikki and Dickie are the other ones!!!!!

[atrum_astrum]

Trust we are dead chuffed, hey? And all the most excuse to spoil the shite out of them. Because clearly they're going to be pretty neglected children...

He'd kill you for Elton but he's allowing Dickie? Surprises abound...

/screened/

[frets_and_ink]

Seein you chuffed with those babies is doin strange things to me business - pretty effin glad that we got no distractions in the night times eh missus?

/screened/

[atrum_astrum]

I think I could say the same thing, except screwing with my head to boot :P

Come in here, I can think of something to drive you to distraction.

/screened/

[frets_and_ink]

You alright?

Thats my kinda distraction :D

/screened/

[atrum_astrum]

Of course!

I thought you'd like that. ;)

[nothing_kind]

You fancy a run later this week? I think I'm almost good enough to keep up.

[atrum_astrum]

This is the best offer I've had all day! How does Friday suit you, we can take the dogs and wear them out a bit to boot.

What's the over under on me getting you to yoga?

[nothing_kind]

Sounds good, you're locked in.

Slim to none. I don't fancy looking up someones ring piece while bent in unnatural positions - call me odd.

[atrum_astrum]

Primo, can't wait!

Well, aside from being odd, you know that we wear clothes in yoga class, right? Ring pieces well hidden.

[prinklebrick]

Look at you, all clucky. I feel just the same way about the bottle of Dewars that I got duty free last week.

Rakishly handsome -? I thought I was doing the feature.

[atrum_astrum]

It's pretty fucked up in here right now, hey? Scared?

You are? Oh. I was talking about Jez up there. Awkward...

[prinklebrick]

Wait, are you serious? Slightly scared, slightly impressed, mostly surprised.

Don't talk about your future child's godfather in such a manner.

/screened/

[atrum_astrum]

No. Yes. I don't know. Maybe.

You're my current furry child's dogfather, isn't that enough? See what I did there? So clever, me.