This guy walks into a talent agency and says to the agent, "have i got an act for you", the talent agent says 'let's here it'.. the guy says "well it starts out with my wife coming on stage with my 8 year old son, she pulls her pants down, spreads eagle in front of him, and he starts eating her pussy like it's a fucking ice cream cone, i then come ( Read more... )

me and matt have been working on an awesome side project, the music is nothing but beautiful chord progressions (written by yours truly) and amazing keyboard riffs that just always seem to add to the awesome-ness (written by matty) we've already recorded one song, i'm hoping to get to the other 2 we have this weekend so we can begin writing new ( Read more... )

one thing that has always astonished me is the fact that people will swear up and and down that they're in love with someone... that they'd never find anyone quite like them... that they'll never be able to get over them.. but then they're with someone new, or are interested in someone new, like no more than a week later.. or maybe two... Love is a ( Read more... )

4th of july doesn't seem as fun as it used to... or maybe the things i thought were fun are just starting to lose their interest... maybe it's time for a break from my normal life... and concentrate on the things that are in front of me.. school, the band, work... maybe it's time to quit fucking around and get serious...

Alright stop, collaborate and listen...

I see right through to you, see your every move... i see right through you..

oh george acosta... how you know how to calm me down i don't know... but keep on doin it.

i want to go back to sleep...

it's the reason....don't stop...

eat a bag of shit you suck i can't believe the luck you have its not bestowed upon me and my pants are falling down ( Read more... )

Does anyone even care about the rants and bitching posted on livejournal??? i didn't think so... i'm going to have to re-organize my friends list.. because i don't feel like reading drama.. it's stupid enough as it is... So if you're going to post with bullshit and complaining and all of that stupid pety bullshit.. then i'm not going to keep you as ( Read more... )

i'm going to be creating a new livejournal..

i've had this one forever...

so i'm going to make a new one