Celebrities.
I don't really care about celebrities very much. They entertain. They amuse. They are a small part of American culture. But, does anyone ever realize how ugly they are? Some are truly horrific. It shocks me that people find these individuals attractive.
1. Matthew McConaughey
I really hate his name.
Look at his left eye. It is much smaller than his right eye. Symmetry is beautiful. He has that sort of self-important look and his thin pursed lips really aren't helping. His face resembles that of a horse - long and hairy. I bet he's smelly too. I can only hope that America realizes that in naming this person the "sexiest man of the year" we have lowered our standards greatly. Soon, ugly people will start to believe they deserve some sort of recognition. And they don't. Case closed.
2. Jessica Simpson
Now, look at that chin. Just stare at it. Oh wait, don't. It's too painful. She isn't a very attractive lady. Her breasts are probably her loveliest attribute. Her smile is atrocious, and again that man chin. It's so ...square and ... manly.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
And now, an attractive celebrity.
*sigh* Adam Brody and Alex Wyndham. Wonderful.
1. Matthew McConaughey
I really hate his name.
Look at his left eye. It is much smaller than his right eye. Symmetry is beautiful. He has that sort of self-important look and his thin pursed lips really aren't helping. His face resembles that of a horse - long and hairy. I bet he's smelly too. I can only hope that America realizes that in naming this person the "sexiest man of the year" we have lowered our standards greatly. Soon, ugly people will start to believe they deserve some sort of recognition. And they don't. Case closed.
2. Jessica Simpson
Now, look at that chin. Just stare at it. Oh wait, don't. It's too painful. She isn't a very attractive lady. Her breasts are probably her loveliest attribute. Her smile is atrocious, and again that man chin. It's so ...square and ... manly.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
And now, an attractive celebrity.
*sigh* Adam Brody and Alex Wyndham. Wonderful.