An Ode to the Farm Animals

[atragicthing]

oh you're fucking lame
you're wicked gay
i want to kick you
in the face
(again)

your teeth are whacked,
and i heard you're gapped
you're only pissed
cause you smell like fish

did i already mention the hideousness of your teeth?
if i did, then let's talk about roastbeef.
it's loose and flappy and brown and hardly dry
just like what's between your thighs

and if you wanna have them rolling and choking on laughs
here's another old memory from the past
they called you whore, ugly, dirty, mr. ed and skanky ass
but my personal favorite was "SADDLE RASH"

how does a girl acquire such names?
diseased rashes and loose cold cut beef
you must be one hell of a girl,
cause you're known as ROAST BEEF around the world

so, listen up and listen well,
i really hope you burn in hell
and if you fuck with my best friend
i'm gonna have to smash your face into the ground
and knock your fucking teeth down your throat
la la la la la

so do us all a favor and close your mouth
before someone knocks yr ass out
and i only ask of you one wish...

PLEASE BITCH GO TO THE FUCKING DENTIST.
la la la la

thank you. :)