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Mostly about sword fighting lessons, because they were a hoot, here's a writeup of this weekend~
Visiting royalty this weekend. I didn’t get to talk to many of the actors much, but they were super nice when I did. We played limbo with the German Prince: Vilhelm and Skippy and a few patrons. See, I rope together my cheerleaders and kidnap them to Joust, then return them. Every joust. So, when we were passing their highnesses, they wanted to play limbo. So I allowed them, since they were royalty.
At second joust time, the girls tried to get away by calling a guard to save them. He took them from me and went back to the King and Queen. He then received a lecture from their Majesties about how he should return the girls to me since he could not have them. XD It was really hilarious.
At sword fighting lessons it got really crack-tastic. We didn’t have enough kids wanting to learn, but the visiting royalty did help out. So it was more than just Skippy and I this time around. I did beat Skippy yesterday, the only way I can: by cheating. Which is okay, because he was cheating too. So it was fair, at least.
But he was bouncing around all over the place and acting like a doof, so I told him I could do that too. I started bouncing around and he stopped and stared and told me that it was very distracting. I smiled and told him “I know”, then tapped his sword arm for a hit. So we kept circling around each other and then he started like, circling his hips or something. Idk, it was distracting. So I complained at how distracting it was and he replied “I know. 8D” And then after a moment, neither of us got another hit in, and so he started running his sword along mine all suggestively and I nearly died laughing. Still, I got his other arm, and so he decided he wasn’t done yet and put the sword between his legs and started hopping towards me.
It looked realllllllly wrong. So I quickly went for his legs because, lol, there were little kids around and I didn’t want to scar them for life.
That was worse than when I fought Tanda on Saturday and she accidentally hit in between my legs and I felt so violated that I fell backwards and was laughing so hard I had to forfeit.
I think that’s really the only truly interesting story from the weekend, however. Hm. I don’t know. It was a super fun weekend and I had a blast and that’s really all that matters in the long run. <3
Visiting royalty this weekend. I didn’t get to talk to many of the actors much, but they were super nice when I did. We played limbo with the German Prince: Vilhelm and Skippy and a few patrons. See, I rope together my cheerleaders and kidnap them to Joust, then return them. Every joust. So, when we were passing their highnesses, they wanted to play limbo. So I allowed them, since they were royalty.
At second joust time, the girls tried to get away by calling a guard to save them. He took them from me and went back to the King and Queen. He then received a lecture from their Majesties about how he should return the girls to me since he could not have them. XD It was really hilarious.
At sword fighting lessons it got really crack-tastic. We didn’t have enough kids wanting to learn, but the visiting royalty did help out. So it was more than just Skippy and I this time around. I did beat Skippy yesterday, the only way I can: by cheating. Which is okay, because he was cheating too. So it was fair, at least.
But he was bouncing around all over the place and acting like a doof, so I told him I could do that too. I started bouncing around and he stopped and stared and told me that it was very distracting. I smiled and told him “I know”, then tapped his sword arm for a hit. So we kept circling around each other and then he started like, circling his hips or something. Idk, it was distracting. So I complained at how distracting it was and he replied “I know. 8D” And then after a moment, neither of us got another hit in, and so he started running his sword along mine all suggestively and I nearly died laughing. Still, I got his other arm, and so he decided he wasn’t done yet and put the sword between his legs and started hopping towards me.
It looked realllllllly wrong. So I quickly went for his legs because, lol, there were little kids around and I didn’t want to scar them for life.
That was worse than when I fought Tanda on Saturday and she accidentally hit in between my legs and I felt so violated that I fell backwards and was laughing so hard I had to forfeit.
I think that’s really the only truly interesting story from the weekend, however. Hm. I don’t know. It was a super fun weekend and I had a blast and that’s really all that matters in the long run. <3