I DON'T KNOW MAKE UP YOU'RE OWN SUBJECT, YOU'RE ALL CREATIVE PEOPLE
guys it's motherfucking christmas almost! weeeoooeewwrrr excitement!
so i've done everything i possibly could to fight the tempation of going to CVS (a.k.a. the chambers of the underworld) again, but dammitall i go to decorate the apartment and like a good 1/3rd of our christmas decorations seem to have vanished. WHO THE FUCK STEALS CHRISTMAS DECOR PEOPLE?! WHOOOOO??? jolly lying theiving bastards, that's who. so i've got to go buy garland and ALL the lights for the christmas tree and a whole bunch of ornaments because someone in this apartment of mine considered paper-thin glass balls sturdy enough to throw in a plastic bag (for protection, obviously) and shove them in the back of the closet on the floor for a year. so then when i reach in there *this* year it's like sticking my hand in ice cream and then rolling it in rainbow sprinkles but instead of ice cream and sprinkles it's shards of glass and blood
so taking this into consideration, i go the cheapest route first. and lo and behold, a mere four doors down from me they have just opened a Boomerangs gay persons thrift store! and i'm not even gay and they let me shop there which i think is quite nice of them (you'd be surprised how far flirting gets you these days). so i got like 3 boxes of ornament balls and helped my roomate kate pick out this wraparound skirt thingy that i think effing rules but it took me a good ten minutes to talk her into it. i also tried to get her to buy this librarian-esque wool skirt that was extremely short. this one however, was a no-go. but she dresses like a librarian ANYWAY so i figured if she was gonna run with that look she might as well be a SEXY librarian.
<-- this is a christmas owl btw. whoo whoo!
ok i'm tired about talking about christmas. let's just say i went to cvs and got the rest of the shit i need (and didn't need. sunblock, for example.) and the end result is a picture of my christmas tree that is all blurry and whatever cuz i was too lazy to take more than one so you get what you get and here it is.
it's much more impressive IRL, i promise. and a lot less blurry assuming you are sober. (i kind of wasn't during the photo shoot if you couldn't tell. i went so far as to say outloud in a snooty photographer fashion "JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T WORK WITH THESE PEOPLE" and threw my camera on the couch. and then i pretended my christmas tree was an anorexic herion chic model and that i made her cry because she knew i was above her artisticly and that no matter the lighting, she just wasn't all that pretty). I would invite you over to see my fabulous tree, but I have this new rule about hanging out with people that I am putting into effect toute suite. and in regards to hanging out with people and the rule in reference to this silly activity is thus: I AM NOT HANGING OUT WITH ANYONE UNTIL SPRING. say, the first week of June. if you're looking for an exact day, we'll go with June 6th. there are a couple reasons for this.
a) i just remembered i do not like people.
b) hanging out with people in winter is especially stupid. because they suck more than usual.
oh yeah and i took this other pic of my street when it snowed an ass million feet (see also: 3) last weekend. and that is a car completely buried.
so. my friendster reign has finally come to an end. in case you were not aware, someone deleted my friendster account. which is fine, because i hated friendster more than i think i would hate paying this kitty to gnaw my eyeballs out. so naturally, i caved in and joined .... dun dun dun
which for some reason seems the more appealing choice. i think it might be easier to navigate and use and things once i figure out exactly how to do so. as of right now i stare at it blankly, become confused, and opt out for eating crayons. but once i get the hang of it i figure by june i should have a good stockpile of new people to try hanging out with. so you should go ahead and add me because i know all you losers have profiles. bradarad@msn.com
and as a treat for adding me, here's a game i made for you! all you need is colored construction paper, elmers glue, and arms!
just cut out different colored ornaments with the construction paper and glue them onto the tree right there on your monitor for festive fun times! it's good!
and here's another fun holiday game that never gets old: http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm
have fun k bye!
