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yesterday afternoon mike and his sis alex picked me up and we smoked a joint and went to hippie love store, grasshopper and for me it was my second time going in two days. alex got some of the same slippers that i got. back to dundas we went and picked thomas up after work and got stone stone stoned. i have no idea what we talked about but i bet it was good.
power drinking 101: five shots of tequila, smoke break, three more shots of tequila. time expected to complete the task: ten to fifteen minutes. also, be sure not to make the mistake i made in forgetting to eat anything all day, because then you get way more drunk than you intended and feel the need to take off your pants and pose in a lot of pictures. well, it wasn't really a mistake, i was into it. but if you're not, just a heads up. yeah man, happy monday night.
then we went on a (now that i think back on it) really dangerous walk through the forest when it was pitch black night time. mike tried to use his flash on his camera to light the way but it only blinded us. none of us died, or even fell so it worked out perfectly. i ripped some caution tape out of some pylons in a driveway because i can't not steal when i am excessively drunk. maaan, i can't wait to see the pictures.
alex picked us up from some random parking lot, i think it was highland. we went to hang out at some drug dealer's house, i don't know who he was or for how long we stayed i was totaled. thomas went home early cos the champ had to work at nine in the morning today, i don't know how he did it. mike and i came back to his house and hung out and passed out.
statement: rory is my favorite dog in the whole fucking world, he is so awesome.
power drinking 101: five shots of tequila, smoke break, three more shots of tequila. time expected to complete the task: ten to fifteen minutes. also, be sure not to make the mistake i made in forgetting to eat anything all day, because then you get way more drunk than you intended and feel the need to take off your pants and pose in a lot of pictures. well, it wasn't really a mistake, i was into it. but if you're not, just a heads up. yeah man, happy monday night.
then we went on a (now that i think back on it) really dangerous walk through the forest when it was pitch black night time. mike tried to use his flash on his camera to light the way but it only blinded us. none of us died, or even fell so it worked out perfectly. i ripped some caution tape out of some pylons in a driveway because i can't not steal when i am excessively drunk. maaan, i can't wait to see the pictures.
alex picked us up from some random parking lot, i think it was highland. we went to hang out at some drug dealer's house, i don't know who he was or for how long we stayed i was totaled. thomas went home early cos the champ had to work at nine in the morning today, i don't know how he did it. mike and i came back to his house and hung out and passed out.
statement: rory is my favorite dog in the whole fucking world, he is so awesome.