*big grin*

[athenaltena]

After the last line of in the post about Bitey the Cat I had to.

So this is dedicated to every cat tsundere ever, and I've known quite a few. Shamelessly ripped off from Billy Joel, but I wouldn't be surprised if the song was originally about a cat.

She can kill with a purr
She can wound with her teeth
She can ruin your hand with her clawed little feet
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She’s a white and orange cat
But she’ll always be Bitey to me

She can lead you in close
She can simply ignore you
She can ask to be pet
Then she'll try to destroy you
And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free
Yeah, she hated my guts
But she’ll always be Bitey to me

Oh--she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh--and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she'll make you believe
That it’s petting she’s needin’
Then she'll carelessly scratch you
And purr while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she'll always be Bitey to me

She's frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
And she can't be thrown out
She's got her pedigree
And the most she will do
Is give love bites to you
But she'll always be Bitey to me