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Email Spam Subject: Solve your sexual problems
Dear Spambot,
Thank you for your offer to solve my sexual problems. However, I already know how to solve my “sexual problems”. It is quite simple really. I just need to go out, find a man, and have sex with him. Now unless you can find me a prince charming riding a white horse in shining armor, I must decline your offer.
Sincerely,
Damsel in "Distress"
Dear Spambot,
Thank you for your offer to solve my sexual problems. However, I already know how to solve my “sexual problems”. It is quite simple really. I just need to go out, find a man, and have sex with him. Now unless you can find me a prince charming riding a white horse in shining armor, I must decline your offer.
Sincerely,
Damsel in "Distress"