Because I will never find this in Tumblr again:

http://the-gneech.tumblr.com/post/124833374603/princessfangface-schizodaredevil

A list of links to long-playing Star Trek bridge ambiance.

Instant Sound Bytes for Every Occasion.

Makes noise, obviously.

If you try no other button, you need to hit "EPIC?!".

I promise, I really, really promise not to abuse this during our Star Wars Saga games.

A well-placed Wilhelm does not constitute "abuse", however.

Blame gatewalker.