Hehe, In lieu of the boredom caused by the recent natural disaster to strike florida (pffft!) I've decided to write another journal entry. I finished writing the previous one (Scroll down if ya missed it!) And I decided to write a journal entry on my favorite flower. No, I'm serious...really...wait come back! See, I watched 40 days and 40 nights (don't watch it with your parents) which was a romantic comedy hidden in a porn flick (at least to my virgin eyes) Anywho, fast forward through the movie and there's this scene where Josh Hartnett gives Shannon Sossoman an orgasm with an orchid, because he's not allowed to touch her. I just thought it was so hot, and I'm like wow. I don't think I could orgasm with an orchid petal. I don't know, the idea is just so hot though because it's so...delicate? I don't know, maybe I could, probably not. Whatever. That's not my point, my point is, why don't I have a favorite flower? Most people do, why don't I? So I did some research and I found out that I like either something really exotic like Lilies (oriental ones though) or something white and simple like phalaenopsis orchids (no, not just because they made Shannon Sossoman orgasm)or Casablanca lilies. An honorable mention is a fire and ice rose which is red and white.
So, without further ado, here's my flower awards:
1st place: Casablanca lilies
Reason: they're really different, like lilies, but they're also white, which I think is the nicest color for any flower.
tied for 2nd place: Phalaenopsis orchids
Reason: they're so simple and clean and white, and if you've ever felt one, they're really soft. We have fake ones in my house. They suck
tied for 2nd place: Any kind of exotic lily (tiger, Stargazer (sometimes called Mona Lisa), la reve)
Reason: they're all such gorgeous flowers with such pretty colors. Note: I don't really like water lilies or easter lilies, I just like the oriental ones, which are those up there.
Honorable Mention: Fire and Ice Rose
Reason: they're such a gorgeous deep red (usually, sometimes they can be pinkish or strawberry red) but they're offset by the nice white color. Plus their name is really cool. And don't nobody don't like no roses ;-) Soemtimes they can look really ugly if there's a bad balance between the two colors...I like the picture that I put...
so there you go, my flower awards. If anyone ever wishes to give me flowers, there you go! ta dah! feel free to post your own favorite flowers too...bye!
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Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made, and forgot to put a soul into. ~Henry Beecher, Life Thoughts, 1858