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[ Good evening, Ataraxion. Have +1 wired and drugged up American reporting from his room, dressed in this. One noticeable thing about him is the fact his hair is tousled, and one eye is sealed shut and swollen. The side of his lip looks busted, but he's smiling nonetheless. His glasses are missing; maybe it's easier to see those dilated pupils of his; but that's just because he hasn't put them back on yet. The rest of his face looked banged up a bit, but he flashed Tranquility a dazzling, blood stained smile. He's trembling as he speaks ]
[ ENCRYPTED FROM WARD & RESNIK, 95% ]
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey HEYYYY YOU GUYS GUESS WHO IS BACK FROM A LITTLE TRIP that's right America is I bet you guys missed me a shit ton I totally would miss me too, hahahahahahaa!!! But I got myself some stuff right some stuff some GOOD STUFF, haahahaa not like saying that suspiciously or anything but I got SHIT GOOD SHIT check it out man check out this clothing piece of cake man cause I'm awesome fighting in wars and training does that for you by the way I don't think I'm immortal anymore this hahaha oh GOD THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD everything hurts and I'm bleeding and not healing and oh my GOD I'M IN AGONY BUT GUESS WHAT I GOT A FUCKING CHAINSAW AND REGRET NOTHING and it LIGHTS UP LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS HELL YEAH ow it hurts to talk really fast like this but you know what's PRETTY HELLA AWFUL OH MY GOD.... THE YEAR...
THE YEAR IS 938 AFTER EARTH, AFTER EARTH. YOU HEARD ME DAMN STRAIGHT I SAW A CALENDAR DUDES A CALENDAR THIS IS HEAVY.....
AAAAAHAHHAA---- AFTER. FUCKING. EARTH, HAHHAHAHAHHAH WE'RE SCREWED GUYS WE'RE SCREWED BUT WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS I'LL SAVE YOU I'LL HELP YOU I WILL BE THE HERO AND GET YOU ALL BACK HOME OH MY GOD THE PAIN THE AGONYYYYYYY. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.
[ He's in near hysterics by now, and the feed clicks off. ]
[ ENCRYPTED TO AUSTRIA, 100% ]
AUSTRIA-BRO I GOT YOU SOME NICOTINE IF THAT PERTAINS TO YOUR INTEREST IT BETTER YOU SNOOTY RICH COCK. GET YOUR ASS HERE.
[ ENCRYPTED TO HUNGARY, OVER 9000% ]
OH MY GOD HUNGARY I'M SO MAD AT YOU DUDE BUT WHATEVER.... you're not the same without a frying pan so heeeeyyy guess who delivered it's like Christmas isn't it isn't it okay this frying pan is everything proof so you better fucking respect me for this it wasn't easy to get. COME TO MY ROOM AND GET IT.
[ ENCRYPTED TO BELARUS, AWESOME% ]
SO BELLA. HAHAHAA. WE'RE FUCKED. BUT GUESS WHAT. I GOT A DRESS FROM YOU OFF OF A SPACE HOOKER. YEAH I'M BADASS, THANK ME LATER. [ <-- may or may not be true. ]
IF YOU WANT IT, COME AND GET IT, BABE.
[[ ooc; for reference, this is what America successfully got away with:
1 x cool outfit
1 x chainsaw
1 x cartridge of cocaine
1 x frying pan - Hungary
1 x frilly dress - Belarus
1 x pack of cigarettes - Austria
1 x blue comb
if i cannot filter away from NPCs, let me know! o7 ]
[ ENCRYPTED FROM WARD & RESNIK, 95% ]
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey HEYYYY YOU GUYS GUESS WHO IS BACK FROM A LITTLE TRIP that's right America is I bet you guys missed me a shit ton I totally would miss me too, hahahahahahaa!!! But I got myself some stuff right some stuff some GOOD STUFF, haahahaa not like saying that suspiciously or anything but I got SHIT GOOD SHIT check it out man check out this clothing piece of cake man cause I'm awesome fighting in wars and training does that for you by the way I don't think I'm immortal anymore this hahaha oh GOD THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD everything hurts and I'm bleeding and not healing and oh my GOD I'M IN AGONY BUT GUESS WHAT I GOT A FUCKING CHAINSAW AND REGRET NOTHING and it LIGHTS UP LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS HELL YEAH ow it hurts to talk really fast like this but you know what's PRETTY HELLA AWFUL OH MY GOD.... THE YEAR...
THE YEAR IS 938 AFTER EARTH, AFTER EARTH. YOU HEARD ME DAMN STRAIGHT I SAW A CALENDAR DUDES A CALENDAR THIS IS HEAVY.....
AAAAAHAHHAA---- AFTER. FUCKING. EARTH, HAHHAHAHAHHAH WE'RE SCREWED GUYS WE'RE SCREWED BUT WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS I'LL SAVE YOU I'LL HELP YOU I WILL BE THE HERO AND GET YOU ALL BACK HOME OH MY GOD THE PAIN THE AGONYYYYYYY. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.
[ He's in near hysterics by now, and the feed clicks off. ]
[ ENCRYPTED TO AUSTRIA, 100% ]
AUSTRIA-BRO I GOT YOU SOME NICOTINE IF THAT PERTAINS TO YOUR INTEREST IT BETTER YOU SNOOTY RICH COCK. GET YOUR ASS HERE.
[ ENCRYPTED TO HUNGARY, OVER 9000% ]
OH MY GOD HUNGARY I'M SO MAD AT YOU DUDE BUT WHATEVER.... you're not the same without a frying pan so heeeeyyy guess who delivered it's like Christmas isn't it isn't it okay this frying pan is everything proof so you better fucking respect me for this it wasn't easy to get. COME TO MY ROOM AND GET IT.
[ ENCRYPTED TO BELARUS, AWESOME% ]
SO BELLA. HAHAHAA. WE'RE FUCKED. BUT GUESS WHAT. I GOT A DRESS FROM YOU OFF OF A SPACE HOOKER. YEAH I'M BADASS, THANK ME LATER. [ <-- may or may not be true. ]
IF YOU WANT IT, COME AND GET IT, BABE.
[[ ooc; for reference, this is what America successfully got away with:
1 x cool outfit
1 x chainsaw
1 x cartridge of cocaine
1 x frying pan - Hungary
1 x frilly dress - Belarus
1 x pack of cigarettes - Austria
1 x blue comb
if i cannot filter away from NPCs, let me know! o7 ]