hey im sorry to be completely the fuckin opposite of a clam right noww
cloggin up the netwwork wwith all sorts a silly posts
but see i just realized that my guide last night wwas only kind a helpful an
you knoww im reel pleased people found it useful an all but at the same time i gotta admit i feel kind a silly here
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Your picture is pretty silly! Are you trying to pick people up again?
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Wwhat, no, I'm seriously just lookin' for a guy's name......! Wwhat the flipperin' fuck happened to your arm?!
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Uh, so, there are twwo'a you Harleys here, huh?
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nice metaphor there by the wway i like that
the thing is that these fuckasses dont knoww anyfin about me othern wwhat ivve said
wwhich is basically that im just some troll wwho is kind a fuckin rude but has his collapsin an expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system in the right place
they havve no fuckin idea wwhy id wwant your name an half a these fools are just sittin around wwith their thumbs shovved so far up their nooks they wwouldnt be able to type a suspicion they had about me evven if they thought to
so howw about you let me play this my wway
or you could just tell me your name an savve me the fuckin embarrassment of pretendin to be some kind a dopey eyed seal pup
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I have no given my name to anyone.
But I'll give it to one person soon.
Just so you can try and find out what it is.
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to be fuckin honest i dont reely need your name but i just think it wwouldnt be right for me not to givve figurin it out a blackbassed shot
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i figured that wwas pretty normal yknoww
sayin hey my name is so an so
an all that
wweird
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Yeah, that's sorta strange. Maybe he's just scared or somethin'. [Said in the most vaguely dismissive, "Oh well, that's too bad," tone possible.]
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Really? 'Cos, he wwas the one wwho pointed out the wwhole fuckin' hedgehog thing t'me.
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[A brief pause]
I talked with a couple of people over text. That would explain how I don't know his name or what he looks like.
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