Now, statistics prove that you've one birthday.
Imagine, just one birthday every year.
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four un-birthdays!
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer a very merry un-birthday to you.
Now blow the candles out my dear
And make your wish come true-
A merry merry unbirthday to you!
- Alice in Wonderland
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Happy Eighth Birthday to my poopsicle of a little sister, Zara. ♥
Time flies when you're having fun!
(I suppose!)