Why Arashi is great entertainment even if you are male
I am male. I am as straight as you can get. Hey, I love boobs as much as every man does.
And I love Arashi in a manly, non-homossexual way. Watching their tv shows is one of my favorites forms of entertainment. Somehow, they manage to pull off an incredibly silly act, yet extremelly funny, on every one of their public appearances.
Anyway, let me show you why Arashi is amazing to watch, even if you are not a fangirl who would squeal by a mere glance of one of those guys. Here's the 3 main reasons why Arashi is awesome and you would make a favor to yourself by watching them:
1. It's not just a boyband
I hated boybands not so long ago. Well, in a way, I still do. But contrary to the majority of others boybands, Arashi is not just a bunch of guys trying so hard to look badass and totally in love with each other.
Actually, what differentiates Arashi is... they fail. They do not try to look cool in every second. Au contraire. Their tv shows are funny because they are not afraid to join comedians in their silly gags, or do some ridiculous cosplay, or even looking like a complete fool before the cameras. All while looking natural, like a bunch of friends just having fun.
You can doubt the quality of their songs (I don't), you can even skip their stupid dance moves (yes, they are weird), but you can't deny, they are funny.
2. Want some eye candy?
So, you love the female form, and you desperately need to look at some pretty girls in your entertainment, that's why you watch those piles of idols DVDs and harem animes, right?
Well, let me tell you this: few things attract pretty, famous women like popular guys. And Arashi is just surrounded by gorgeous women in their line of work. Be it at their dramas or tv shows, they co-starred with the best looking japanese celebrities, and while you are laughing from the last Sakurai fail or Aiba stupid comment, you can look at the ones like Oshikiri Moe, Fukada Kyoko, Hoshino Aki, Karina, Aragaki Yui, Toda Erika, and the list goes on and on.
3. Female idol groups sucks anyway (Not my opinion... :P)
Really, they do. All they can do is act artificially cute and eat food while randomly blabbering "oishii" or something like that. Plus, a female idol gets kicked to the limbo as soon as they turn 20 and stop looking like a kindergarden child.
This is Japan's sexist policies fault, I know. While a female idol is kicked out of the group if she has a boyfriend, Arashi members can get away even if they smoke pot and make threesomes. That's Japan for you, but that's one of the reasons too why Arashi is better than AKB48, Perfume or whatever the otakus are drooling over nowadays.
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So, all in all, Arashi is awesome. That's why you, regardless of sexual orientations, should at least give them a chance to make you laugh and forget your shitty day. Or, if you had a great day, make it even better with some Arashi in it.
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NOTE: I found this while randomly surfing the net and I laughed so hard. I thought other fans would enjoy it. I laughed when he mentioned the threesome rumour... HAHA! This dude is awesome. Give him some love which can be found in my source link.