You guys! You guys! I have created fruitcake! Yummy, non-evil fruitcake! I shall call it Astro's Fugu-Free Fruitcake, and it shall be my new holiday tradition. Oh yes. And this year, I shall consume it as a thematically appropriate foodstuff while watching the Pretender Christmas episode for my simultaneous and inextricable doses of Christmas twistedness and Christmas schmaltz. With a side order of incredibly touching, yet deeply fucked up backstory stuff. Ah, how I love that show.
Apologies to anyone who might see this twice, since I'm also posting it at
maximumverbosit, but truly my pride is great, and I must share with the world.