OK, I find it impossible to resist this meme, via
sdwolfpup:
There are 5122 items in my iTunes. Pick a number and I will upload the audio clip or song for you.
Although I'm a little worried what the results are going to be, and what on Earth people will think of whatever weird shit they end up with. :)
Note: it may take me a while to get around to uploading things. And after you get your file, please let me know so I can take it down again. I don't have an unlimited amount of space.