Like an Hourglass Glued to the Table
Hi. Hello. Is this thing on? I've been gone for a while, you see. And I'm afraid I may have forgotten how to do this. Let's enlist the help of our happy aid, the asterisk, shall we?
*Christmas shopping is about 85% done. Wrapping has not yet commenced as all my wrapping supplies are still at my mom's house. This is why God invented caffeine, yes?
*The fridge and pantry are currently full of easy-to-make, relatively healthy food. Because I just can't be bothered. Time is too precious right now.
*God bless the creator of phenergen (trust me, you'll understand before this post is over).
*I cannot for the life of me keep my hands warm. Seriously, I'm going to go buy some of those stupid pocket warmer things. Or wear gloves all day.
*We bought a 2 foot tree tonight for the boys to decorate. It's very cute.
*There is nothing wrong with coating a spoonful of peanut butter with chocolate chips. Shut up.
*Candy cane hot cocoa is my new BFF.
*How is I Am Legend? Anyone seen it yet? I have a list of movies three miles long that I want to see right now. Either in theaters or from our blessed RedBox.
*Courtney is leaving either Thursday or Friday. While I'm excited to have the room back (Hello, office!), It's going to be sad and quiet without her around.
*I busted out the box. Simply because right now, I'd rather be comfortable than cute. So there.
*My Mom is spending Christmas Eve at our house. We'll have the big dinner down there, but then she's coming here. I'm pretty happy about that.
*I'm tired. My kids are still awake. Poo.
*And I'm due the end of July.
*Christmas shopping is about 85% done. Wrapping has not yet commenced as all my wrapping supplies are still at my mom's house. This is why God invented caffeine, yes?
*The fridge and pantry are currently full of easy-to-make, relatively healthy food. Because I just can't be bothered. Time is too precious right now.
*God bless the creator of phenergen (trust me, you'll understand before this post is over).
*I cannot for the life of me keep my hands warm. Seriously, I'm going to go buy some of those stupid pocket warmer things. Or wear gloves all day.
*We bought a 2 foot tree tonight for the boys to decorate. It's very cute.
*There is nothing wrong with coating a spoonful of peanut butter with chocolate chips. Shut up.
*Candy cane hot cocoa is my new BFF.
*How is I Am Legend? Anyone seen it yet? I have a list of movies three miles long that I want to see right now. Either in theaters or from our blessed RedBox.
*Courtney is leaving either Thursday or Friday. While I'm excited to have the room back (Hello, office!), It's going to be sad and quiet without her around.
*I busted out the box. Simply because right now, I'd rather be comfortable than cute. So there.
*My Mom is spending Christmas Eve at our house. We'll have the big dinner down there, but then she's coming here. I'm pretty happy about that.
*I'm tired. My kids are still awake. Poo.
*And I'm due the end of July.