1st annual Why Your Sign Sucks
1:50 PM - My take on the 12 signs. Say what!?
Current mood: bitchy
Aries: These guys are really headstrong, independent and determined. My father is an Aries; he wanted a boat, he got one... he wanted a business, he started one.. etc. They will let nothing stand in their way of what they want and usually when they want something, they want it now. I've never been in a relationship with one, so I don't know about all that sexual/romantic stuff.
Taurus: I always get so frustrated with them!! They take FOREVER to come around, and even then, they never truly show their feelings. They like the finer things in life and are supposedly quite romantic, but I've never stuck around long enough to find out firsthand! My Mom is a Taurus and damned if she isn't a stubborn, hard-headed bitch sometimes!!
Gemini: Too immature for me. A lot of them have two sides, two faces, two moods. They can be silly and fun, or completely spiteful. My grandma is a Gemini and we get along pretty well. I've never been in a relationship with one, wait-- yeah I have.. and he was a minute man who was quite forceful. =X
Cancer: VOID OF ALL EMOTIONS these ones are. If they're hurt you will know it! They have a tendency to withdrawl and cut you off for weeks on end. Think sand crab...
Leo: These are some of the most generous, loving, fun people. I've never seen one in a bad mood before, EVER. A lot of my best friends are Leo's and we get along so greatly! As far as romance is concerned, they totally go out of their way, making sure to please every last sense you have.
Virgo: I'm a Virgo.. I hate it. Seriously, those of you who have been with one, you will know we are ALL psychotic and we are THE drama queens/kings of the zodiac. All the Virgo women I know are screwed up in the head (including myself) and all the Virgo men I've been with (which has been like, 4) they've all been assholes who care nothing about you, only about themselves-- alot of them have vices, too, like alcoholism, strip clubs, drugs, etc. And it's always "worst case scenario" for us Virgins. We're all very analytical and nervous. But, on the positive side we're very giving, loyal, caring people who are here to pick any situation you can dream of apart and offer you as much good advice as we can.
Libra: A lot of my best friends are Libra's as well. They're usually quite smart-assed and always have an opinion on everything. They're very childish and usually it's their way or the highway. They'll try to hold grudges, but they crack eventually, and their reasoning for their grudge? You hurt their feelings by being straight with them about their immature reactions to dumb situations. Other than that, most perverts are Libras. But I've heard they're really romantic, and good in bed, PLUS all of the Libras I know are fucking funny as hell!
Scorpio: Never been with one, but they're mysterious and VERY sexual. A lot of them have hauntingly beautiful, piercing eyes. My favourite hockey player EVER is a Scorpio.. :D
Sagittarius: Sorry to all of those Sag's out there-- I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. They're very independent and restless. I've never been with one, but I did (and still do!) have a Sag obsessed with me once.. it was kinda creepy.
Capricorn: Ugh! They're hard-headed and opinionated, successful, step-on-anyone-and-anything-in-their-way type people, driven by money and success. They have a definite nasty (attitude, perverts) side that is pretty much dominate personality wise. I wouldn't recommend them for anyone, really.
Aquarius: Think Libra's are perverts? No, Aquarians take the cake! They're into the WEIRDEST things (like phone sex and whips/chains). They also have a horrible tendency to dissappear in and out of your life ALL THE TIME. And they HATE to be pushed-- you give them shit about something, they lash out and make sure you know not to do it again!
Pisces: Very dreamy, cloudy, wish-washy people. Most of them have no clue where they're going with their lives, and a lot of them are alcoholics or drug addicts. They're VERY romantic and in love with being in love. I mean, they're good people, but I would say they're the children of the zodiac.
Current mood: bitchy
Aries: These guys are really headstrong, independent and determined. My father is an Aries; he wanted a boat, he got one... he wanted a business, he started one.. etc. They will let nothing stand in their way of what they want and usually when they want something, they want it now. I've never been in a relationship with one, so I don't know about all that sexual/romantic stuff.
Taurus: I always get so frustrated with them!! They take FOREVER to come around, and even then, they never truly show their feelings. They like the finer things in life and are supposedly quite romantic, but I've never stuck around long enough to find out firsthand! My Mom is a Taurus and damned if she isn't a stubborn, hard-headed bitch sometimes!!
Gemini: Too immature for me. A lot of them have two sides, two faces, two moods. They can be silly and fun, or completely spiteful. My grandma is a Gemini and we get along pretty well. I've never been in a relationship with one, wait-- yeah I have.. and he was a minute man who was quite forceful. =X
Cancer: VOID OF ALL EMOTIONS these ones are. If they're hurt you will know it! They have a tendency to withdrawl and cut you off for weeks on end. Think sand crab...
Leo: These are some of the most generous, loving, fun people. I've never seen one in a bad mood before, EVER. A lot of my best friends are Leo's and we get along so greatly! As far as romance is concerned, they totally go out of their way, making sure to please every last sense you have.
Virgo: I'm a Virgo.. I hate it. Seriously, those of you who have been with one, you will know we are ALL psychotic and we are THE drama queens/kings of the zodiac. All the Virgo women I know are screwed up in the head (including myself) and all the Virgo men I've been with (which has been like, 4) they've all been assholes who care nothing about you, only about themselves-- alot of them have vices, too, like alcoholism, strip clubs, drugs, etc. And it's always "worst case scenario" for us Virgins. We're all very analytical and nervous. But, on the positive side we're very giving, loyal, caring people who are here to pick any situation you can dream of apart and offer you as much good advice as we can.
Libra: A lot of my best friends are Libra's as well. They're usually quite smart-assed and always have an opinion on everything. They're very childish and usually it's their way or the highway. They'll try to hold grudges, but they crack eventually, and their reasoning for their grudge? You hurt their feelings by being straight with them about their immature reactions to dumb situations. Other than that, most perverts are Libras. But I've heard they're really romantic, and good in bed, PLUS all of the Libras I know are fucking funny as hell!
Scorpio: Never been with one, but they're mysterious and VERY sexual. A lot of them have hauntingly beautiful, piercing eyes. My favourite hockey player EVER is a Scorpio.. :D
Sagittarius: Sorry to all of those Sag's out there-- I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. They're very independent and restless. I've never been with one, but I did (and still do!) have a Sag obsessed with me once.. it was kinda creepy.
Capricorn: Ugh! They're hard-headed and opinionated, successful, step-on-anyone-and-anything-in-their-way type people, driven by money and success. They have a definite nasty (attitude, perverts) side that is pretty much dominate personality wise. I wouldn't recommend them for anyone, really.
Aquarius: Think Libra's are perverts? No, Aquarians take the cake! They're into the WEIRDEST things (like phone sex and whips/chains). They also have a horrible tendency to dissappear in and out of your life ALL THE TIME. And they HATE to be pushed-- you give them shit about something, they lash out and make sure you know not to do it again!
Pisces: Very dreamy, cloudy, wish-washy people. Most of them have no clue where they're going with their lives, and a lot of them are alcoholics or drug addicts. They're VERY romantic and in love with being in love. I mean, they're good people, but I would say they're the children of the zodiac.