2nd Annual Why Your Sign Sucks
5:37 PM - My Annual Take on Your Sign and How Much it Sucks
Current mood: indifferent
Right, so, last year at this time I did a little write up on all the signs. I figured I'd make it an annual thing because with every new day, I seem to come across or deal more with a certain sign. So, here it goes!!
Aries: Haven't really had much to do with any Arians... however, my Dad is one. Your general characteristics include: hard headedness, wanderlust and independence (although my Dad always has to "see" about big events or travel or giving me money-- meaning he has to check in with his domineering Capricorn wife..). Forgive me, Arians, because I do not fully understand you or your ways yet, nor do I have good, clean experience to really pin point you.
Taurus: Mom is a Taurus. She's stubborn and security oriented, but can be lots of fun sometimes. She's been with her Libra boyfriend now for a good four and a half years, he's not proposing anytime soon (I'll get to you Librans later) and she's getting frustrated. Taureans yearn for the security of marriage, but they take an awful long time to warm up to someone. I've been told they're romantic, but, I'm not patient enough to stick around and wait until they've decided if they want to date me or not. They value the finer things in life and love, as they are ruled by Venus (the Goddess of Love). I've been talking to a Taurus for probably 5 years now, only ever seen him twice and that was five years ago. We talk about how much we want to see each other, but, he stays in the city he's in and I stay where I am (as I am TIRED of going out of my way). He has a girlfriend, though, and they've been together for probably a year... but he claims he doesn't love her-- typical Taurean move... taking forever to decide if someone is worthy.
Gemini: There is nothing good to say about these people. I have PLENTY of bad things, like, they're stuck in high school though most have graduated long before.. they're flighty... they make horrible friends as they're very, very two faced... they lack common sense... But, they do like to party, so... if you're into that, go for Gemini. Otherwise, stay far, far away from these people.
Cancer: Cancerians are very close to their mothers. They're also very clingy, jealous and posessive people once they claim you as theirs. They're either overemotional or completely lack all feelings. When they feel threatened or hurt they normally back off... think Crab. Oh yeah, and they have very, very nasty tempers and can be deceiving. I was involved with two Cancers over the past year and it was hard to ever get an answer out of either of them... I haven't talked to one of them since I saw him in May and the other one, after 4 or 5 months of seeing him at the gym and not talking to him or seeing him online and not talking to him, he finally IMed me for the first time in a while the other day... It doesn't normally take an actual crab that long to come out of its shell, but it does take a Cancer that long.
Leo: Two of my best friends are Leos. They're loud, opinionated and showy. But they're both very light-hearted and fun, as are all Leos. In bed, Leos will stop at nothing to make sure you're pleased. But, because the Sun is their ruler, they can have fiery tempers. In love, they're romantic and will stop at nothing to make their lover happy-- meaning they will buy whatever they think their lover's little heart desires. They can be over-dramatic sometimes and love the limelight.
Virgo: If anyone knows about Virgos it's me, as I'm a Virgo. Male Virgos are the WORST sign to be in a relationship with. Most of them are alcoholics or perverts (think Pee Wee Herman or Michael Jackson). They'll lie to your face because.. well, I suppose because they don't think you're good enough for the truth. As a whole, we're prone to hyperanxiety which makes a lot of us very, very critical of ourselves and other people. We're organised and only half of us stay true to our characteristic of being good with money (I, for one, am not one of those people). In love we're normally loyal... unless our other half pisses us off or makes us feel inadequate, I'm sure. We over analyse everything but a lot of us are fucking hilarious as our dry wit and sarcasm will normally take centre-stage.
Libra: First read "Taurus" and note that my Mother's boyfriend is a Libra. Also, please note that he has been with my Mom for 4 1/2 years now, and doesn't look like he'll propose anytime soon. That's because Librans are big on balance. They take FOREVER to decide on something as they have to weigh both options through and through. I've heard they're kinky when it comes to sex, but, from my experience with one Libra, that wasn't the case. A lot of Librans are actually bi or gay-- their glyph IS a set of scales, afterall, and to declare the masculine side stronger than their feminine side would be horrendous. They're very, VERY materialistic people who can't seem to stop rubbing it in to others when they have a nice, new, shiny toy. They strive to impress others with talk of their money, but seldom really can deliver when it comes down to it. Also, two of my best friends are Libran and they are both very, very childish, as are most Libras. They do NOT like to be pushed-- I went on a couple of dates with one Libra last year and by the 4th date I was talking about a relationship... come to find out we weren't on the same page and he went RUNNING. It wasn't until very recently that I started talking to him again. It's interesting, though, because Libra is in the house of marriage and relationships, so, you'd think most of them would be the first to dive into a relationship... That and they're not very dependable people. Always late. Always have some bullshit excuse. Eh, other than all that, they are very social people, they're studious, most are wealthy, they take good care of themselves, they're childish (good or bad depending on how you look at it) and they're romantic.
Scorpio: Very mysterious people. Social. Apparently they're the sex God/Goddesses of the zodiac, but, I have not had the pleasure of being with one yet; therefore, I have little to no information on these people.
Sagittarius: Ugh. These are my second most hated signs in the zodiac. They're too loud, too showy, too childish, etc. I was kind of talking to one a short while ago and he has given me the run around SINCE THE DAY I MET HIM. I don't know what else to say about Sag, because so very often they are the "love 'em and leave 'em" type... they don't stick around long enough.
Capricorn: Dark, depressed, moody, power-hungry, success-driven. One small, bad thing happens to them they retreat to their room for days. I've known a lot of them to be very sick, sick people. Also, they have womanising tendencies. They'll stop at nothing to be successful if their heart is into it.
Aquarius: If there are weirder group of people, I'd like you to show yourselves right now. These guys totally march to the beat of their own drum. They're very happy being very independent and HATE to be in relationships. I think a lot of Aquarians are schziophrenic as they all have an over-inflated sense of self-worth and importance... they seem to drift through life thinking they're the bees knees and sometimes, that people owe them what they want... They also have a tendency to disappear in and out of peoples lives. They can be very unfaithful and secretive and they, like their air-signed brothers/sisters Gemini and Libra, hate to be pushed.
Pisces: Way too dreamy for their own good. Half of the time their head is in the clouds. A lot of them are book smart but lack common sense or street smarts and sometimes, when talking to them, they can make you feel like everything you just said went into one ear and out the other. They have a tendency to get overinvolved in substance abuse, whether it be drugs or alcohol. One of their shining points is that mentally, they're a lot older than all of us, and, if God gave them the capacity to reason, they are able to sit down and make a mature decision or conclusion to something. They're also very romantic and poetic.
So there. If I left anyone out, sorry. If I offended anyone, get over it.
Current mood: indifferent
Right, so, last year at this time I did a little write up on all the signs. I figured I'd make it an annual thing because with every new day, I seem to come across or deal more with a certain sign. So, here it goes!!
Aries: Haven't really had much to do with any Arians... however, my Dad is one. Your general characteristics include: hard headedness, wanderlust and independence (although my Dad always has to "see" about big events or travel or giving me money-- meaning he has to check in with his domineering Capricorn wife..). Forgive me, Arians, because I do not fully understand you or your ways yet, nor do I have good, clean experience to really pin point you.
Taurus: Mom is a Taurus. She's stubborn and security oriented, but can be lots of fun sometimes. She's been with her Libra boyfriend now for a good four and a half years, he's not proposing anytime soon (I'll get to you Librans later) and she's getting frustrated. Taureans yearn for the security of marriage, but they take an awful long time to warm up to someone. I've been told they're romantic, but, I'm not patient enough to stick around and wait until they've decided if they want to date me or not. They value the finer things in life and love, as they are ruled by Venus (the Goddess of Love). I've been talking to a Taurus for probably 5 years now, only ever seen him twice and that was five years ago. We talk about how much we want to see each other, but, he stays in the city he's in and I stay where I am (as I am TIRED of going out of my way). He has a girlfriend, though, and they've been together for probably a year... but he claims he doesn't love her-- typical Taurean move... taking forever to decide if someone is worthy.
Gemini: There is nothing good to say about these people. I have PLENTY of bad things, like, they're stuck in high school though most have graduated long before.. they're flighty... they make horrible friends as they're very, very two faced... they lack common sense... But, they do like to party, so... if you're into that, go for Gemini. Otherwise, stay far, far away from these people.
Cancer: Cancerians are very close to their mothers. They're also very clingy, jealous and posessive people once they claim you as theirs. They're either overemotional or completely lack all feelings. When they feel threatened or hurt they normally back off... think Crab. Oh yeah, and they have very, very nasty tempers and can be deceiving. I was involved with two Cancers over the past year and it was hard to ever get an answer out of either of them... I haven't talked to one of them since I saw him in May and the other one, after 4 or 5 months of seeing him at the gym and not talking to him or seeing him online and not talking to him, he finally IMed me for the first time in a while the other day... It doesn't normally take an actual crab that long to come out of its shell, but it does take a Cancer that long.
Leo: Two of my best friends are Leos. They're loud, opinionated and showy. But they're both very light-hearted and fun, as are all Leos. In bed, Leos will stop at nothing to make sure you're pleased. But, because the Sun is their ruler, they can have fiery tempers. In love, they're romantic and will stop at nothing to make their lover happy-- meaning they will buy whatever they think their lover's little heart desires. They can be over-dramatic sometimes and love the limelight.
Virgo: If anyone knows about Virgos it's me, as I'm a Virgo. Male Virgos are the WORST sign to be in a relationship with. Most of them are alcoholics or perverts (think Pee Wee Herman or Michael Jackson). They'll lie to your face because.. well, I suppose because they don't think you're good enough for the truth. As a whole, we're prone to hyperanxiety which makes a lot of us very, very critical of ourselves and other people. We're organised and only half of us stay true to our characteristic of being good with money (I, for one, am not one of those people). In love we're normally loyal... unless our other half pisses us off or makes us feel inadequate, I'm sure. We over analyse everything but a lot of us are fucking hilarious as our dry wit and sarcasm will normally take centre-stage.
Libra: First read "Taurus" and note that my Mother's boyfriend is a Libra. Also, please note that he has been with my Mom for 4 1/2 years now, and doesn't look like he'll propose anytime soon. That's because Librans are big on balance. They take FOREVER to decide on something as they have to weigh both options through and through. I've heard they're kinky when it comes to sex, but, from my experience with one Libra, that wasn't the case. A lot of Librans are actually bi or gay-- their glyph IS a set of scales, afterall, and to declare the masculine side stronger than their feminine side would be horrendous. They're very, VERY materialistic people who can't seem to stop rubbing it in to others when they have a nice, new, shiny toy. They strive to impress others with talk of their money, but seldom really can deliver when it comes down to it. Also, two of my best friends are Libran and they are both very, very childish, as are most Libras. They do NOT like to be pushed-- I went on a couple of dates with one Libra last year and by the 4th date I was talking about a relationship... come to find out we weren't on the same page and he went RUNNING. It wasn't until very recently that I started talking to him again. It's interesting, though, because Libra is in the house of marriage and relationships, so, you'd think most of them would be the first to dive into a relationship... That and they're not very dependable people. Always late. Always have some bullshit excuse. Eh, other than all that, they are very social people, they're studious, most are wealthy, they take good care of themselves, they're childish (good or bad depending on how you look at it) and they're romantic.
Scorpio: Very mysterious people. Social. Apparently they're the sex God/Goddesses of the zodiac, but, I have not had the pleasure of being with one yet; therefore, I have little to no information on these people.
Sagittarius: Ugh. These are my second most hated signs in the zodiac. They're too loud, too showy, too childish, etc. I was kind of talking to one a short while ago and he has given me the run around SINCE THE DAY I MET HIM. I don't know what else to say about Sag, because so very often they are the "love 'em and leave 'em" type... they don't stick around long enough.
Capricorn: Dark, depressed, moody, power-hungry, success-driven. One small, bad thing happens to them they retreat to their room for days. I've known a lot of them to be very sick, sick people. Also, they have womanising tendencies. They'll stop at nothing to be successful if their heart is into it.
Aquarius: If there are weirder group of people, I'd like you to show yourselves right now. These guys totally march to the beat of their own drum. They're very happy being very independent and HATE to be in relationships. I think a lot of Aquarians are schziophrenic as they all have an over-inflated sense of self-worth and importance... they seem to drift through life thinking they're the bees knees and sometimes, that people owe them what they want... They also have a tendency to disappear in and out of peoples lives. They can be very unfaithful and secretive and they, like their air-signed brothers/sisters Gemini and Libra, hate to be pushed.
Pisces: Way too dreamy for their own good. Half of the time their head is in the clouds. A lot of them are book smart but lack common sense or street smarts and sometimes, when talking to them, they can make you feel like everything you just said went into one ear and out the other. They have a tendency to get overinvolved in substance abuse, whether it be drugs or alcohol. One of their shining points is that mentally, they're a lot older than all of us, and, if God gave them the capacity to reason, they are able to sit down and make a mature decision or conclusion to something. They're also very romantic and poetic.
So there. If I left anyone out, sorry. If I offended anyone, get over it.