the appliances are judging me
My TiVo thinks I need a lap band. There's an ad on the main TiVo screen for Realize lap bands, and they have a special little commercial I can watch. It's the only gastric band that includes the REALIZE mySUCCESS(tm) program, a web-based clinical support tool. (Mixed case makes you lose weight, apparently).
I would rage, but I've had the stomach flu and I'm still a little peaked from not eating for the past few days. Gosh, I guess I'd feel like this all the time with the REALIZE mySUCCESS program, wouldn't I?
Argh.
I would rage, but I've had the stomach flu and I'm still a little peaked from not eating for the past few days. Gosh, I guess I'd feel like this all the time with the REALIZE mySUCCESS program, wouldn't I?
Argh.