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So on the way to run around and do eight million things before Sarah's birthday party, I saw a car with a license plate frame that said "1000submissives.com" on the top and then "I'd rather be choking you out!" on the bottom. There is no handy emoticon for how that made me feel. If I don't know you, don't tell me what you'd like to do to me, okay?
Sarah had a great party. She took a spoon to her cake (like, the whole cake) when it was set in front of her, but she enjoyed herself and everyone seemed to have fun. I felt like of like a huge loser because I had to run buy party favors and all and pick up her cake. And I ended up at my office wrapping presents like an hour before the party, but I swear she had crazy present radar and would wake up from a sound sleep if I tried to wrap them in the house. She had a great time, and she is two, so I didn't fail as badly as I could have.
Also, I'm not buying those shoes. Thanks for the advice.
Sarah had a great party. She took a spoon to her cake (like, the whole cake) when it was set in front of her, but she enjoyed herself and everyone seemed to have fun. I felt like of like a huge loser because I had to run buy party favors and all and pick up her cake. And I ended up at my office wrapping presents like an hour before the party, but I swear she had crazy present radar and would wake up from a sound sleep if I tried to wrap them in the house. She had a great time, and she is two, so I didn't fail as badly as I could have.
Also, I'm not buying those shoes. Thanks for the advice.