A Public Service Announcement
Please observe:
I know what you're thinking. "Oh, look at that adorable koala! Zhou Mi is SO freaking cute! How can Kyuhyun hate it so much? :( What a little *********"
Ok, so maybe not. But Kyuhyun's instinctive revulsion is completely understandable. By now, who hasn't heard of how violent and unwholesome the koala is? Liar animal. All of us are netizens here. We've read the random internet memes and done our share of procrastinating on yahoo news while trying desperately to escape homework. Why should we assume that Kyuhyun is any different? "Wait just a minute, hyung, I have to check my rss feed-"
Or something like that.
But at least someone in Super Junior is remaining informed on important, life changing world news. We all know now that Zhou Mi would never survive an encounter with the adorable Australian marsupial. Sungmin may be trying to escape his cute image but his army of stuffed animals begs to differ. Ryeowook . . . ha ha ha. Ryeowook. <3 Hopefully Kangin understands the fallout that would happen for punching a small, fluffy creature. Leeteuk's obsession with kids leaves him at a distinct disadvatage as well, if kids = cuteness and koalas = cuteness, a = b and b = c so a = c.
So there is no hope. I'm sure none of us are looking forward to the headline "South Korean Pop Idols Mauled by Rogue Koalas." So we support you in your instinctive fear of the devious beast.
Protect your hyungs.
I totally didn't just want an excuse to post that gif.
I know what you're thinking. "Oh, look at that adorable koala! Zhou Mi is SO freaking cute! How can Kyuhyun hate it so much? :( What a little *********"
Ok, so maybe not. But Kyuhyun's instinctive revulsion is completely understandable. By now, who hasn't heard of how violent and unwholesome the koala is? Liar animal. All of us are netizens here. We've read the random internet memes and done our share of procrastinating on yahoo news while trying desperately to escape homework. Why should we assume that Kyuhyun is any different? "Wait just a minute, hyung, I have to check my rss feed-"
Or something like that.
But at least someone in Super Junior is remaining informed on important, life changing world news. We all know now that Zhou Mi would never survive an encounter with the adorable Australian marsupial. Sungmin may be trying to escape his cute image but his army of stuffed animals begs to differ. Ryeowook . . . ha ha ha. Ryeowook. <3 Hopefully Kangin understands the fallout that would happen for punching a small, fluffy creature. Leeteuk's obsession with kids leaves him at a distinct disadvatage as well, if kids = cuteness and koalas = cuteness, a = b and b = c so a = c.
So there is no hope. I'm sure none of us are looking forward to the headline "South Korean Pop Idols Mauled by Rogue Koalas." So we support you in your instinctive fear of the devious beast.
Protect your hyungs.
I totally didn't just want an excuse to post that gif.