a few things that are not awesome
just to balance it out:
Hangnails = not awesome
The zit on my chin = not awesome
Clients bothering me incessantly about things I cannot control = as always, not awesome
How the salad I bought for lunch cost me $9 = not awesome but my own fault since I forgot my lunch
How I ate many, many donut holes instead of carrot sticks = not awesome (or awesome depending how you look at it.)
Feeling sleepy with 3 hours of work still to go = not awesome
The smell of the ladies room = definitely not awesome
Hangnails = not awesome
The zit on my chin = not awesome
Clients bothering me incessantly about things I cannot control = as always, not awesome
How the salad I bought for lunch cost me $9 = not awesome but my own fault since I forgot my lunch
How I ate many, many donut holes instead of carrot sticks = not awesome (or awesome depending how you look at it.)
Feeling sleepy with 3 hours of work still to go = not awesome
The smell of the ladies room = definitely not awesome