Comments | astolat: Idol RPF: Denial (Lambert/Gokey)

astolat

Idol RPF: Denial (Lambert/Gokey)

Mar 31, 2009 12:33

Okay, okay, pursuant to my last post, here is the story. /o\

Assorted Warnings: if you are a fan of Danny Gokey then probably this is not for you? Possibly it is even not for you unless you hate Danny Gokey. *covers face* Also I make no claims of quality here. This is like a Lord King Bad Fic, except instead of squishy love it is inspired by ( Read more... )

fanfic, american idol, adam lambert

Comments 74

epicflailer March 31 2009, 16:55:16 UTC

i, um. hmm. okay, so. i am never going to understand the adam appeal (like, not even a little bit, because i may hate him as much as i hate danny? but anyway)

i may have made a little flappy, seal-like clapping thing when i saw this was posted. i'm a little afraid of what actually reading it will do to me.

epicflailer March 31 2009, 17:00:08 UTC

.............

i may just have read this with REO speedwagon playing in the background.

and somehow it was still... kind of... weirdly... hot? and you made me LIKE adam. (granted the good feelings only lasted till the end of your story, but--) UM. wow i feel dirty. fuck.

*steathily saves. or something.*

snackbreak March 31 2009, 18:06:28 UTC

you made me LIKE adam.

TRAITOR!!!!!!!!

(granted the good feelings only lasted till the end of your story, but--)

Oh thank you sweet Archuleta, I almost cried. NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN ♥ HUGS FOREVER ♥

epicflailer April 1 2009, 05:06:26 UTC

ROTFLMAOOOOOOO. I AM NEVER LEAVING YOU (...unless maybe there is more fic, idk!)

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daisy_star March 31 2009, 17:04:12 UTC

Gawd DAMN IT. Only YOU could get me to read something as horrifying as Gokbert. I swear.

But, um, yeah. We totally hate Danny, and if you hadn't said as much in your many and varied warnings, I wouldn't have had the strength to read on.

SO good. Down with Danny, up with Adam and his ridiculous tongue.

astolat March 31 2009, 18:22:24 UTC

OMG, I had not even considered the horrible portmanteau possibilities. GOKBERT. It's like some misshapen twisted puce-colored Q-bert hopping and pelvic-thrusting across the Idol stage. *quivers and runs back to the full names*

agentotter April 2 2009, 10:38:06 UTC

I think "Gokbert" might be the most appropriately awkward and horrifying pairing name I've ever heard. YOU WIN AT THE INTERNETS.

Also, it disturbs me that this fic is kind of hot. Ish. malnpudl has gotten me started on Idol (damn her) but I'm afraid I'm the Simon of our viewing experience. Most of it just seems like karaoke to me. (Oh, self. Why didn't you watch the David Cook season?)

lovessong March 31 2009, 17:04:25 UTC

Oh my god, yes.

OK, so I have never seen an episode of American Idol in my life, but I spent about 2 hours watching YouTube clips of Adam Lambert last night, and I think I am obsessed. He's just terrifyingly . . . perfect, somehow.

astolat March 31 2009, 18:36:59 UTC

His voice is unreal, and you know, the rest of his performances are kind of unreal in the other sense, theatrical, etc, too, but I am starting not to care -- I feel like he is about *performing* and I think maybe I am down with that!

I have to see what he does in the upcoming weeks, but I am in the station with a ticket for the train, contemplating getting on board.

silviakundera March 31 2009, 17:15:31 UTC

Adam paused. "Okay, because if I did something, I'd be happy to apologize," he said, and then he leaned in close and tilted his head and smiled, totally without warmth. "And if the problem is that I'm a cocksucking faggot, you can go fuck yourself."
HA!

All fb loved even if mainly you think I have lost my mind again, which really, quite accurate.

See, but clearly... when you lose your mind it's kind of adorable. ;)

P.S. Someday there might be Adam Lambert/David Cook crossover, y/n?

astolat March 31 2009, 18:45:50 UTC

*covers face* I am glad my brainlessness is kind of adorable? haha. um.

And... maybe? I don't know! I am pretty Davids-squared OTP. Actually I am kind of thinking I maybe want Adam Lambert in a nightclub with Lex Luthor instead. :>

snackbreak March 31 2009, 20:10:23 UTC

Actually I am kind of thinking I maybe want Adam Lambert in a nightclub with Lex Luthor instead. :>

I am both crying laughing and also strangely intrigued.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? D:

astolat April 1 2009, 03:13:10 UTC

not anything half as awful as what I am doing to myself...? *facepalm*

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kyttenfae March 31 2009, 17:17:04 UTC

While I am personally all about rocker!chick Allison, my gf loves her some Adam... which is pretty much what always happens: she votes for the faggy ones and I'm about the illegally young, dear god why did I miss that she is like 16 until a week and a half ago! hot chicks.

But yes, Danny needs to die a firy death, or you know, get kicked off the show and never be heard from again and go find his ubergay friend from auditions, dear lord is that man supposed to be straight? 0.0

But I think maybe you have lost your mind just a little. Not that I didn't enjoy it. ;-)

loligo April 1 2009, 14:15:07 UTC

and go find his ubergay friend from auditions

I know! I was so sad his friend didn't make it, because that was going to be my slash pairing for the season! Imagine how much more sympathetic Danny would be if we could pretend that all his manipulative public demonstrations of grief were really his attempt to convince *himself* that he's not deeply in love with his best friend. And Jamar could be mostly sympathetic about it, because you know Danny's got that conservative Christian background and his family might ostracize him over an interracial gay romance, but there comes a point where he just can't put up with it anymore... and there would be angst! and melodrama! and true love would triumph!

Yeah. That would have been a much better season. But as a distant second, I guess I can go for Adam/Danny that falls somewhere between antagonist!slash and a Rocky Horror Frank/Brad sort of vibe.