A bit of Gaius-sy MSN to prepare you for the new year
credulesque is my partner in crime when it comes to all things Gaius and cracky!Merlin. Together, we've conjured up our own personal canon in which Camelot has a strip club where Salsa!Gaius with his fruit hat is the main attraction, Nimueh is cavemates with the Slash Dragon, and the Dragon regularly visits the website Kinkywings XXX to... 'chat' with other dragons.
Yesterday's chat all started with this picture:
lunaste: THERE. NOW YOU CAN HAVE NIGHTMARES
credulesque: i hate you
lunaste: If I still had photoshop I would shoop that head unto yesterday's kitten
credulesque: D: D: D: OH MY GOD
credulesque: THAT WOULD SCAR ME FOR LIFE
lunaste: SO IT WOULD BE ALL *TICKLE TICKLE*
AND THEN WHEN IT WENT \0/
YOU WOULD SEE RAEP!GAIUS IN ALL HIS GLORY
credulesque: AHHH NIGHTMARES
(…)
lunaste: IT'S GAIUS'S SECRET PLAN. HE'S AN ANIMAGUS
credulesque: OH GOD. NOT A KITTEN
lunaste: OR A HAMSTER
credulesque: ANYTHING BUT A KITTEN
lunaste: AND HE WOULD COME ROLLING BY IN HIS LITTLE HAMSTER BALL NOMMING A SUNFLOWER SEED
lunaste: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN *WHAM* YOU'VE BEEN HAD BY THE GAIUS
credulesque: oh god
credulesque: you've been watching too much boosh
credulesque: YOU'VE BEEN HAD BY THE RODENTY NUTJOB
lunaste: TRAPPED INNA BOX BY A WEIRD OLD RAPIST, HAVE A CUP OF RAEP DRAUGHT
credulesque: AHHHH IVE GOT WONK FOR EYES
(…)
lunaste: The boosh should visit the merlin universe and Vince would be enamored of Arthur's crown
lunaste: or, no, Merlin's scarf, and he'd *~*seduce*~* Merlin to give him the scarf
lunaste: and Arthur would get jealous
credulesque: LOL VINCE WOULD BE ALL "check that out, it's vintage hobo"
lunaste: AND HE WOULD BE LIKE "THAT KAFTAN IS AHMAAAYYYZING WHERE'D YOU GET IT" TO GAIUS
lunaste: AND GAIUS WOULD BE ALL LIKE "I COULD *~*~*SHOW YOU*~*~*"
lunaste: and Howard would hit on Morgana and lulz would ensue
lunaste: Meanwhile, Gaius and Naboo bond over kaftans/dresses/mystical gowns and tending to wigs
credulesque: and morgana would be all "but why does he have such tiny eyes?" and she would get all up on vince instead
lunaste: And Merlin would be all like "But... I'm the twinky prettyboy with black hair/blue eyes!"
lunaste: Morgana would take fashion tips from vince:
"So... that's called customizing, then? Gwen, have you seen this?" And howard would be in the background going "ARE YOU AWARE OF THE MUSIC KNOWN AS JAZZ?"
credulesque: lolololol and then uther would make howard dress up as a minstrel ( like in that episode) and play for him
(…)
credulesque: and vince would be all "come on guys lets get out of this mess" and set up an underground rave in the dragons cave
lunaste: AND THE DRAGON WOULD INVITE ALL HIS KINKYWINGS XXX FRIENDS OBVSLY
lunaste: AND VINCE WOULD BE ALL "YOU'VE GONE WROOOONG" AND UTHER WOULD BE ALL "THIS IS STRANGELY AROUSING" AND HAVE A DRUNKEN FLING WITH NIMUEH
credulesque: lololol and vince would start handing out drugs
lunaste: Gaius off his tits
credulesque: and arthur and merlin would be in a corner and arthur would be all "merlin why are the walls melting"
credulesque: and merlin would be accidentally setting fire to things but no one would notice because the fire just looked like flowers to them dancing around the cave
lunaste: and Bollo would bond with the dragon over being the only sane ones
lunaste: and Naboo would start a flourishing drug trade in Camelot, yes
lunaste: and Uther would be all MAGIC MAGIC IT'S EVERYWHERE GUISE OH LOOK AT THAT UNICORN
lunaste: and Gaius would get off with Bob Fossil
lunaste: OH MY GOD EW
credulesque: OMG WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
lunaste: IDK I THOUGHT IT WAS LULZY
lunaste: BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE VERY SEXUAL MOVES
credulesque: now i just picture bob rubbing his nipple and gaius making a sexy face at him
lunaste: OH MY GOD
credulesque: AND BOB WOULD BE ALL I DONT LIKE CRICKET: I LOVE IT
credulesque: AND GAIUS WOULD BE ALL
credulesque: WHAT ON EARTH IS CRICK-ET?
lunaste: AND GAIUS WOULD BE ALL LIKE "I CAN SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL LOVE. NOW GET UNDER MY KAFTAN"
credulesque: D: D: D:
lunaste: THIS IS HORRIBLE. IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN SEXY!HAMSTER!GAIUS
lunaste: and the next day a tiny little kitten would toddle into Howard and Vince's room (OH GOD MY BRAIN)
credulesque: OH GOD NO. IT WOULD HAVE A GAIUS FACE
lunaste: YES IT WOULD
lunaste: Vince would bend down to scratch it and then it would lift up his face and unleash the full power of the WONK.
credulesque: vince would fall backwards and scream in a high girlish fashion
lunaste: "OH GOD! IT'S 'ORRIBLE!"
lunaste: and gaius would slowly *~*rise*~*
lunaste: I THINK THIS IS A NEW RECORD FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE GROSSED MYSELF OUT IN ONE EVENING
lunaste: AND THEY ALL INVOLVE GAIUS
credulesque: well that makes sense
(I stole the 'Gaius is a hamster Animagus' idea from ego-chan btw.)
Happy New Year, and may it contain lots of sexy Gaius!
Yesterday's chat all started with this picture:
lunaste: THERE. NOW YOU CAN HAVE NIGHTMARES
credulesque: i hate you
lunaste: If I still had photoshop I would shoop that head unto yesterday's kitten
credulesque: D: D: D: OH MY GOD
credulesque: THAT WOULD SCAR ME FOR LIFE
lunaste: SO IT WOULD BE ALL *TICKLE TICKLE*
AND THEN WHEN IT WENT \0/
YOU WOULD SEE RAEP!GAIUS IN ALL HIS GLORY
credulesque: AHHH NIGHTMARES
(…)
lunaste: IT'S GAIUS'S SECRET PLAN. HE'S AN ANIMAGUS
credulesque: OH GOD. NOT A KITTEN
lunaste: OR A HAMSTER
credulesque: ANYTHING BUT A KITTEN
lunaste: AND HE WOULD COME ROLLING BY IN HIS LITTLE HAMSTER BALL NOMMING A SUNFLOWER SEED
lunaste: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN *WHAM* YOU'VE BEEN HAD BY THE GAIUS
credulesque: oh god
credulesque: you've been watching too much boosh
credulesque: YOU'VE BEEN HAD BY THE RODENTY NUTJOB
lunaste: TRAPPED INNA BOX BY A WEIRD OLD RAPIST, HAVE A CUP OF RAEP DRAUGHT
credulesque: AHHHH IVE GOT WONK FOR EYES
(…)
lunaste: The boosh should visit the merlin universe and Vince would be enamored of Arthur's crown
lunaste: or, no, Merlin's scarf, and he'd *~*seduce*~* Merlin to give him the scarf
lunaste: and Arthur would get jealous
credulesque: LOL VINCE WOULD BE ALL "check that out, it's vintage hobo"
lunaste: AND HE WOULD BE LIKE "THAT KAFTAN IS AHMAAAYYYZING WHERE'D YOU GET IT" TO GAIUS
lunaste: AND GAIUS WOULD BE ALL LIKE "I COULD *~*~*SHOW YOU*~*~*"
lunaste: and Howard would hit on Morgana and lulz would ensue
lunaste: Meanwhile, Gaius and Naboo bond over kaftans/dresses/mystical gowns and tending to wigs
credulesque: and morgana would be all "but why does he have such tiny eyes?" and she would get all up on vince instead
lunaste: And Merlin would be all like "But... I'm the twinky prettyboy with black hair/blue eyes!"
lunaste: Morgana would take fashion tips from vince:
"So... that's called customizing, then? Gwen, have you seen this?" And howard would be in the background going "ARE YOU AWARE OF THE MUSIC KNOWN AS JAZZ?"
credulesque: lolololol and then uther would make howard dress up as a minstrel ( like in that episode) and play for him
(…)
credulesque: and vince would be all "come on guys lets get out of this mess" and set up an underground rave in the dragons cave
lunaste: AND THE DRAGON WOULD INVITE ALL HIS KINKYWINGS XXX FRIENDS OBVSLY
lunaste: AND VINCE WOULD BE ALL "YOU'VE GONE WROOOONG" AND UTHER WOULD BE ALL "THIS IS STRANGELY AROUSING" AND HAVE A DRUNKEN FLING WITH NIMUEH
credulesque: lololol and vince would start handing out drugs
lunaste: Gaius off his tits
credulesque: and arthur and merlin would be in a corner and arthur would be all "merlin why are the walls melting"
credulesque: and merlin would be accidentally setting fire to things but no one would notice because the fire just looked like flowers to them dancing around the cave
lunaste: and Bollo would bond with the dragon over being the only sane ones
lunaste: and Naboo would start a flourishing drug trade in Camelot, yes
lunaste: and Uther would be all MAGIC MAGIC IT'S EVERYWHERE GUISE OH LOOK AT THAT UNICORN
lunaste: and Gaius would get off with Bob Fossil
lunaste: OH MY GOD EW
credulesque: OMG WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
lunaste: IDK I THOUGHT IT WAS LULZY
lunaste: BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE VERY SEXUAL MOVES
credulesque: now i just picture bob rubbing his nipple and gaius making a sexy face at him
lunaste: OH MY GOD
credulesque: AND BOB WOULD BE ALL I DONT LIKE CRICKET: I LOVE IT
credulesque: AND GAIUS WOULD BE ALL
credulesque: WHAT ON EARTH IS CRICK-ET?
lunaste: AND GAIUS WOULD BE ALL LIKE "I CAN SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL LOVE. NOW GET UNDER MY KAFTAN"
credulesque: D: D: D:
lunaste: THIS IS HORRIBLE. IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN SEXY!HAMSTER!GAIUS
lunaste: and the next day a tiny little kitten would toddle into Howard and Vince's room (OH GOD MY BRAIN)
credulesque: OH GOD NO. IT WOULD HAVE A GAIUS FACE
lunaste: YES IT WOULD
lunaste: Vince would bend down to scratch it and then it would lift up his face and unleash the full power of the WONK.
credulesque: vince would fall backwards and scream in a high girlish fashion
lunaste: "OH GOD! IT'S 'ORRIBLE!"
lunaste: and gaius would slowly *~*rise*~*
lunaste: I THINK THIS IS A NEW RECORD FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE GROSSED MYSELF OUT IN ONE EVENING
lunaste: AND THEY ALL INVOLVE GAIUS
credulesque: well that makes sense
(I stole the 'Gaius is a hamster Animagus' idea from ego-chan btw.)
Happy New Year, and may it contain lots of sexy Gaius!