These boots are made for knockin!11!!
Ok so lyke Jessicas new video is. Um lyke.. Hawt and stuff and im so jealous that I can't be hot like that.
You should watch it on Mtv and stuff if you havnt already seen it, so you all know what im totally talking about.
anywayz when daddy was there watching Jess shoot the video I got there all halfwayz though the making cause I was doin my own thingz and daddy came over like his punk rawk peodephile self and gave me a hug and kiss, and I was all like OMG DADDY DON'T POKE ME WITH THAT THING!!11! I told him he should stop looking at Jess like a sexxual object and stuff cause its gross and creepy.. I mean, its his daughter, and my sis.. and NO ONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE THAT! Unfair!
So he told me to shut it and go practice my singing. NOT COOL.
So anywayz, up to today.. Wilmer and I were at my place just chillin and Jessicas video came on and suddenly he was all horney and stuff and wanted to do it lyke doggy style and he wanted me to tivo the video and all so we could "listen to the song" as we got our grooves on. I was all grossed out and stuff but I don't get laid often except when Ryan needs the occasional booty call oh, and my *cough* ex assistant.
get it? haha ASSistant. yeah.
So he made me leave the tv on so we could watch Jessicas video over and over while we were doing it and he only wanted it from behind me, It kinda made me feel like he was thinking about Jess or pretending to have sex with Jess, and that was so totally not punk rawk!
so girls dont let your man see the video cause he will want to do it in the butt while it's playing and stuff!
You should watch it on Mtv and stuff if you havnt already seen it, so you all know what im totally talking about.
anywayz when daddy was there watching Jess shoot the video I got there all halfwayz though the making cause I was doin my own thingz and daddy came over like his punk rawk peodephile self and gave me a hug and kiss, and I was all like OMG DADDY DON'T POKE ME WITH THAT THING!!11! I told him he should stop looking at Jess like a sexxual object and stuff cause its gross and creepy.. I mean, its his daughter, and my sis.. and NO ONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE THAT! Unfair!
So he told me to shut it and go practice my singing. NOT COOL.
So anywayz, up to today.. Wilmer and I were at my place just chillin and Jessicas video came on and suddenly he was all horney and stuff and wanted to do it lyke doggy style and he wanted me to tivo the video and all so we could "listen to the song" as we got our grooves on. I was all grossed out and stuff but I don't get laid often except when Ryan needs the occasional booty call oh, and my *cough* ex assistant.
get it? haha ASSistant. yeah.
So he made me leave the tv on so we could watch Jessicas video over and over while we were doing it and he only wanted it from behind me, It kinda made me feel like he was thinking about Jess or pretending to have sex with Jess, and that was so totally not punk rawk!
so girls dont let your man see the video cause he will want to do it in the butt while it's playing and stuff!