Choosey Lover Crack xDDD

[asprit]

well, since this' my first time posting in this lj, here's a big welcome to all my new lj friends :DDDD without further ado, t'is be my take on what is really going on in choosey lover..

pure crack and screencap-intensive.. don't flame me if you don't like the idea of jaeho, yoosu and MINSHADES min just keeps getting the most awesome pairings

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[machine_of_july]

Dammit, while you were away I gave birth. Prepare youself for the crackiest cracktastic CRAPTASTIC crack-crap ever.

Seriously. It's so bad I dunno why I even scanned it.

It's your fault!! No I have images of Minnie with sexy shades eating a bowl of cherries topped with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce nekkid!! Slash Min doesn't really look like Min in the sketch, because, yah know, it's a sketch, but, err, if I ever decided to fix it up and redraw it, it would look more like Min, since I'd use reference and all.

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Changmin: "Mmm, food baby, I love the way you taste. *eats* Mmm, so juicy. Oh yeah shades, I can see you being all sexy over there. Hehehehehe. Aww, don't be shy, shades. Wow, it's so dark in this room all of a sudden. I can't - wait a minute... - Aw Shades! You're so silly! Ahahahahahaha we are so OT3." *sighs*

There. Our child. As usual (usual?), I did did all the work. What are you good for!? You just knocked me up by offering me cookies. tasty Dong Bang cookies!! Omfg please lock me up I've been on the pc all day and now my brain is mush. Plus, the crackbirth.

Btw, yes, that's supposed to be me running away from the angry!JaeSu.

*rolls away and dies a lot*

[asprit]

OMG I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *_________________* RAH I MORE THAN LOVE YOU.. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES but i'm sure we'll soon forget i ever said that, eheheheh *offers more cookies* THAT PIC IS JUST SO EFFIN' AWESOME. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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okay. breathe.

gosh, there're SO MANY things to love in that pic! <33 chibi jaeho & chibi yoosu (albeit violent ones at that.. but it's all cos they are so in &hearts!) are just too cute.. drooling!chun (and subsequently drooling!ho too) are just so squishable!! :DDDDDD and you even managed to make rampaging jae and su adorable *__________* especially jae's expression in the first part! and even their short, stubby legs are just so awesome *LOVES*

and of course, HAWT NEKKID CHANGMIN IN BED !@#$(%^&*_+!@#$%^&*) THE CURVE OF HIS ASS!!! okay, maybe that shouldn't have been in caps cos it makes me sound like a perv -.- and his hair is just perfect *_____________* and what do you mean he doesn't look like min?! he looks exactly like min- down to his pert bottom button nose xDDDDD

and min's dialogue! "Mmm, food baby, I love the way you taste. *eats* Mmm, so juicy. Oh yeah shades, I can see you being all sexy over there. Hehehehehe. Aww, don't be shy, shades. Wow, it's so dark in this room all of a sudden. I can't - wait a minute... - Aw Shades! You're so silly! Ahahahahahaha we are so OT3." omg how can something sound so cracktastic, yet hot at the same time?! *worships*

*rescues from angry!jaesu* aww i don't know whether to lock you up and keep you as my crack slave or worship you on my crack altar.. okay i have a better idea - we can continue with our crack marriage and churn out more l'il crack babies! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD i promise i'll do my part too *nods solemnly*

*starts cracking on the next batch of cookies* okay no no i'll really bear you some crack babies.. eventually 0:)

and i'm so sorry i was away during the birth of our crack child! wth i was busy sleeping till noon *kills self* but at least i knocked you up provided some inspiration with choosey lover crack? *points above* please don't kick me out of our l'il crack house~ *puppy eyes*

ps. you should really consider posting this at one of the comms.. it's really great ^ ^

pps. and i love you, you know that? thanks for the perfect crack child ♥

[machine_of_july]

BAHAHAHAHAHA your comments are making me struggle to keep my giggling silent and not wake up the whole house!!

And whazzat bout more babies? Wooo more cookies *eatseatseats*

Well, I'm glad you like it. The chibs were fun to draw. If I had to power to invent a small dialogue or something, I'd make a chibi comic. I did a JaeHo one, it was really cute, but I accidentally ran over it with my computer chair (LOL). Meh. But yes the chibis are squishable, and I'm glad that you think rampaging!JaeSu out for my blood are squishable too!! ^^

Mmm I made sure to get the curve of Changmin's derriere right, if not anything else. Hell, the man has better curves than me they all do... dammit so I had to err, flaunt his ASS-ets!?!?! *failing at life* XDDD The dialogue is just crack. Pure, unfiltered crack. OMG.

I agree on continuing the crack marriage. It helps me to stop being a lazy ass foster my creativity! Plus, the world needs more crackbabies!! and if I can get more crack like that Choosey Lover smack... then... this will be the start of a beautiful relationship XDDD

it's okay that you missed the birth of our child, since you seem to enjoy it a lot. Just be around next time or else... *empty threats*

Maybe I'll post it in the morning. I dunno. Haha. Let's enjoy our crackbaby for a little while before distributing it to the masses.

♥Aww, I'm happy you like it. It's dedicated to you!♥

[asprit]

dude, you are quite the cookie monster, aren't you. *slaves in the kitchen* xDDD this is quite inane but whenever you type *eatseatseats*, i keep seeing something about eating seat *fails*

yesyesyes! chibi comic! i'd probably die from an overdose of teh cute, but yay! :DDDDD lol i sound as if you've already drawn one, but i'm sure you will soon.. right? *holds cookies hostage* bwahahahaha..

LOL you're spot on about min's ASS-ets!! xDDDDD i want curves like that too~



i agree about the world needing more crackbabies! :DDDD people are just too damn uptight nowadays.. half the world's problems would be solved if there was more crack on the streets. bah. *snuggles crackbabies*

you make it sound so sad.. like we're giving our crackbaby away :( we should be happy! like proud parents unleashing the cracktastic power of crack watching their kid grow up xDDDDD

aww thanks again. ♥

[asprit]

oh btw, the backup dancer behind min? what is up with his face?! *is scared*

[machine_of_july]

Min cover your assets! O___O;

Oh yeah, our baby is posted in my LJ and at hug______.