Choosey Lover Crack xDDD

Feb 15, 2007 21:54

well, since this' my first time posting in this lj, here's a big welcome to all my new lj friends :DDDD without further ado, t'is be my take on what is really going on in choosey lover..

pure crack and screencap-intensive.. don't flame me if you don't like the idea of jaeho, yoosu and MINSHADES min just keeps getting the most awesome pairings xDDDD



girl: hey can i touch your hat?


ho: that some sort of strange pick up line? *grumpy from lack of jaeho*


ho: anyway, my hat is only for jae to touch.


girl: dude, you ghei or something? btw, those are some mighty fine pants.. *oogles*


ho: woohoo i like those pants too~ woohoo i just got a call from jae, asking me to head over to the club~ :DDDDD


ho: i'm gonna get me some jae lovin' tonight :DDDDDDD [A/N: please cross reference facial expression with that in 2nd pic xDD]


su: *on the phone with chun, who asks if su wants to join him at the club*


su: option 1 - 3 pretty girls..


su: option 2 - chun's naughty fingers caressing me a glass..


su: chun giving a damn fine striptease..


su: chun's Sexay Finger Wriggle(c).. RAWR. LET ME AT HIM. *JUMPS CHUN*

ho and su running making their way to the club, to meet jae and chun respectively-

ho: su, wait up! i think some of these scary chicks are trying to steal my pants.. *scared*


su: wtf, SAME. i tell you what, let's just keep our eyes on our pants.


su: okay, it's safe to take your eyes off your pants now.
ho: mmm i think i'll keep my eyes on them a l'il longer.. they're kinda pretty..

the bit which doesn't require any dialogue or explanation at all-











and because Yoosu are such teases, we continue on our story-

here we see an unidentified person hugging ho.


maybe it's chun.


oh wait, we see a new person entering the scene.


su: *strategically places hand over person's face to prolong the suspense*


ah, the new person is chun.


so who is the person hugging ho?


so who is the person STILL hugging ho?


jae: OKAY, SO IT'S ME. SO WE WERE HAVING A HELLA LONG JAEHO MOMENT. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! FEAR MY KILLER FISH LIPS(c). FEAR!

while everyone is busy being terrorised by jae's Killer Fish Lips(c), min sneaks off to have a quiet moment with his shades-

min: mmm shades.. i missed you ♥


min: *blissful*


min: bah since the other members keep saying it's abnormal having a relationship with a pair of shades, i'll have to get myself a chick to shut them up. *pouts*


min: why is it that none of these chicks attract me? unlike my sexy pair of shades, which i shall continue to hold in my hand


min: *finds shades in mouth* aww shades, don't do that.. we're in a public place.. *shy*


min: oh hey, that girl's quite hot..


min: ..but no where as hot as my shades *smirks*


min: heck it, i'm gonna get me some minshades lovin' ♥
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