Inaction
Title: Inaction
Author: aspiring_prole
Characters: Kurt, Puck
Challenge: Song
Rating: pg13
Considering other occasions he’s awoken to a pounding head and simmering nausea, Kurt can’t understand why he still insists on abusing alcohol when it’s clearly capable of seeking its own revenge. Especially when he often discovers himself cuddled against a muscled side, fully clothed, with his hand down its owner’s pants.
Whether he’s more peeved over the inevitable dry cleaning expenses, his useless ‘friends’, or that his sexual experiences amount to drunken fumbles with Lima’s favourite cougar bait, this won’t be happening again; he refuses to accept further inebriated advances from Noah Puckerman.
At least, not without receiving dinner first.
Author: aspiring_prole
Characters: Kurt, Puck
Challenge: Song
Rating: pg13
Considering other occasions he’s awoken to a pounding head and simmering nausea, Kurt can’t understand why he still insists on abusing alcohol when it’s clearly capable of seeking its own revenge. Especially when he often discovers himself cuddled against a muscled side, fully clothed, with his hand down its owner’s pants.
Whether he’s more peeved over the inevitable dry cleaning expenses, his useless ‘friends’, or that his sexual experiences amount to drunken fumbles with Lima’s favourite cougar bait, this won’t be happening again; he refuses to accept further inebriated advances from Noah Puckerman.
At least, not without receiving dinner first.