Comments | aspara: At least I'm making friends with a Microsoft technician. Carey Cai: is that Indian?

aspara

At least I'm making friends with a Microsoft technician. Carey Cai: is that Indian?

Feb 25, 2004 23:24

( boring boring boring. You were warned. )

Comments 10

paleblueyes February 26 2004, 00:04:55 UTC

Apparently proper grammar is not a prerequisite for a job at Microsoft. Great.

bugboy3001 February 26 2004, 00:07:09 UTC

Damn dude, I'm sorry. You're in computer hell. If there's anything I can do, let me know.

Also, [begin enigmatic coded message] sorry about the hot dogs, but I really needed to grade. [end e.c.m]

aspara February 26 2004, 00:25:49 UTC

It's fine, though let me tell you the Killer Dog is a damn fine kosher beef product.

Also, if you'd just pick up your cell when I call and tell me you're too busy grading I wouldn't have to make a fool of myself swinging by your apartment.

bugboy3001 February 26 2004, 00:45:23 UTC

If you'd just not come over when no one is answering the phone that wouldn't happen either! (In my defense, I didn't even hear the cell phone ringing until it was too late -- the thing was buried in a pile of clothes on the silver chair. I should've known, though, when I saw it was you who called, that the non-act of not answering the phone wouldn't be sufficient.)

Also, I'm getting sick and am probably contagious. So, yeah.

aspara February 26 2004, 01:01:48 UTC

See, I wouldn't come over when no one is answering if I didn't know perfectly well that chances were that the phone was buried under a pile of clothes on the silver chair, or, in the alternative, the cell just isn't on as your message suggests. Bonus, I knew that the reason you weren't picking up your land line was because you were on the internet--your answering machine picks up instantly when the modem is connected. And I was hungry, and I can't very well wait for you to hang up the modem some 6+ hours later, can I? So don't blame me when I know perfectly well you're lusting after Diggity Dog but just can't be bothered to pick up the phone, okay?

Plus, I would have totally helped you grade.

Man, I want another hotdog now...mmm...hotdogs...

cinetic February 26 2004, 00:44:24 UTC

i dont know ya, but i just had to say your post is funny ;) especially the celery under his cart wheel part.

and what if Carey is a girl? :)

aspara February 26 2004, 01:09:04 UTC

A) I'm glad you liked it. How did you find me? We don't have any common interests or friends. Did you just hit random search and I showed up?

B) If Carey isn't a girl 1. I'll be a monkey's uncle, and 2. nevertheless screw her and male counterpart too. I'm sure they're living very happily together in New Deli.

cinetic February 26 2004, 01:12:24 UTC

found you by random search for people who live in seattle. i know there are thousands living in the city, using LJ, each day and i wanted to find a few more.

i like NPR, btw. see, we have something in common.

aspara February 26 2004, 01:36:05 UTC

Ah...the magic of the paid account. I see now. Welcome.

billyphuz February 26 2004, 18:14:53 UTC

your post gave me the giggles. i think you've had a lemon computer as long as i've known you.

you know my theory is that an every-six-month-reformat-reinstall cures all ills. thankfully this hasn't been necessary on my hand-me-down da5id sony vaio, although i trust this machine about as far as i can shot put da5id.

i've burned about three CDs worth of progs, mp3s, and porn to prepare myself for this inevitable armageddon.

speaking of which, your CD is not in the mail, but i've stolen stamps from wachs so i'm a step closer. with jesus on our side, you'll doubtlessly hurl your bullshit inspiron out the window, causing a massive concussion to the postal worker who is right then delivering aforementioned CD, which will result in a 1) civil suit against you and 2) aforementioned postal worker turning his Tek9 on your ass.

good luck, parappa.