Half Life, Full Life

[askvoldemort]

Christmas was as to be expected. I suppose I could wax poetic and sing of the 12 supplicants of Christmas, but I really hate poetry. Unless it's about all of the great works I do. And even then it's likely a waste of time when you could be doing something far more evil. Then again, what is more evil than bad angsty poetry

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[zaki]

um.....

Well, as I don't really have access to any stores that would sell Darksome Wizarding Goods, I really didn't get you anything. Unless you have need of dancing girls at your next Death Revel (hmm..on second thought....probably not a great idea. For me, anyway.) Ooh! I could probably track down another Sue in need of excruciating death. Or I could scream for you some more...

[askvoldemort]

Actually asklucius was just telling me of a Sue he had to forcibly remove from his presence. Rather amusing, really. I had a good chuckle.

I can always use more dancing girls, but as you pointed out, it might not be healthy for you. Perhaps you could knit me a lovely scarf. It does get drafty here in my fortress.

[zaki]

I read her posts. Sheesh. I believe she's been causing fights with Mrs. Lestrange as well... Should be interesting if she posts here!

I regret that while I'm great at sewing spangles onto sparkly dance costumes, I'm lousy at knitting. And I'm not sure if sparkles are your style. Perhaps I could bake you some yummy cookies instead?

[askvoldemort]

I prefer cupcakes. Make me some cupcakes then.

[zaki]

evil cupcakes? or just plain chocolate? I know you have a sensitive stomach.

[askvoldemort]

Chocolate is good. Evil chocolate is better. Dark Evil chocolate. My stomach is just sensitive to the impure.

[fantomeq]

I really love both cookies and sparkles! I should give you directions to my herbology shop!