Half Life, Full Life
Christmas was as to be expected. I suppose I could wax poetic and sing of the 12 supplicants of Christmas, but I really hate poetry. Unless it's about all of the great works I do. And even then it's likely a waste of time when you could be doing something far more evil. Then again, what is more evil than bad angsty poetry?
But this is not the point. I did not get a chance to wish you all a Happy Christmas before the day, therefore I'm moving Christmas to today and wishing it now. If you've opened your presents before now, shame on you. You were not given permission to do that, and it was not Christmas.
Now, it seems that you lot didn't think enough of me to wish ME a Happy Christmas so each of you owe me a gift of some sort. So then. What did you get me for Christmas?
But this is not the point. I did not get a chance to wish you all a Happy Christmas before the day, therefore I'm moving Christmas to today and wishing it now. If you've opened your presents before now, shame on you. You were not given permission to do that, and it was not Christmas.
Now, it seems that you lot didn't think enough of me to wish ME a Happy Christmas so each of you owe me a gift of some sort. So then. What did you get me for Christmas?