HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! I'm metaphorically drowning! UH OH!
Dear Mr Genitals,
Lately I've been peeing my pants and can't help it. It's really embarassing because my crush saw me wiping my ass in the gym after netball practice. I was like, "OH SHIT! LITERALLY!" I don't drink much water or like anything, so why is this happening? I'm so scared! *sob*
Much ♥,
~Petra~
Dear Petra,
Uh oh, sounds like somethings not alright in the ol' panty department! Perhaps this is your subconcious trying to wreck your panties so you buy some new ones?
That's pretty freaky. I hear Calvin Klein is good for bagging the men.
This might also be due to a number of physical factors, like diabetes, or being homosexual.
Go see a doctor already!
Homos and granny pants disgust me.
FIX IT, BITCH!
Yours truly,
~Dr Genitals~
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