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Mama, can I huh, mama, can I huh, huh
Can I mama, won't you please let me, mama can I, huh?

If a man can't get laid on his own, should his parents be legally required to help him find a girlfriend or else have sex with him themselves so that he doesn't become suicidal?

Are farts funny?

Think about your job.  Fifteen years from now, will you fondly remember the friends you made at work, or the career accomplishments you, uh, accomplished?

So I was reading about spontaneous combustion and freaked myself out (I think I'm just tired idk) Can anyone convince me that I'm not about to burst into flames?

Would you ever run across the Sahara desert to raise money for anything? What are your thoughts on something this extreme ( Read more... )

Can I see a picture of your nostrils?

I rarely dream, like its once in a blue moon occurence. But last night i did ( Read more... )

I'm in the library, doing research, and there's a kid near me who is raising hell -- screaming, hitting the other children around him, throwing books, and generally doing everything he can to attract as much attention as possible. His mother is too busy trying to score with one of the librarians to do anything other than make vague shushing noises ( Read more... )

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